It’s been quite a couple of weeks for Desipio’s favorite ex-coaches. While Larry Eustachy was trying to pretend photos of a winter visit to a Missouri campus party didn’t exist, Mike Price was doing things to Pensacola, Florida that Goose and Maverick would be embarassed by.
Today, as the Sports Illustrated issue reaches our mailboxes, we’ve got two indelible images seared onto our brains forever.
First, let’s insult the eyes:
This is the stripper who claims that Mike Price and her got chummy at the gentleman’s club and “he told me I was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”
Destiny Boudreaux. Is she any relation to Good Kid? Let’s all hope not.
But it gets better. In the Associated Press account of the information Sports Illustrated uncovered on the night in question in Pensacola (which is not just a cheesy James Brolin syndicated TV series any more) we find some incredibly juicy and hilarious stuff. Here’s an excerpt.
According to SI, Price left the club at midnight and went back to his hotel. According to one of the women involved, Price engaged “in some pretty aggressive sex” with two women in the hotel. The source told SI that at one point she and her female companion “started screaming ‘Roll Tide!’ and he was yelling back, ‘It’s rolling, baby, it’s rolling.’ “
It’s rolling, baby, it’s rolling!
I think I just went blind…and deaf.
I think we can all stop wondering why he got fired now, though.
You’ve go to admit, having two women yell "Roll Tide" while they’re having sex with you beats the hell out of "Wazzu! Wazzu!"
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