Feb 17, 2004 | Andy
WSCR, ESPNews and just about anybody else with a transmitter is reporting that Greg Maddux and the Cubs have agreed to a two year, $14.5 million contract. As Glenn Frey said on the Hell Freezes Over tour, “We never broke up, we just took a [12] year...
Feb 17, 2004 | Andy
This morning the Score hosted a four hour Mike Murphy Panic-athon in which the pre-pubescent voiced “broadcaster” freaked out about the possibility of Greg Maddux singing with the Yankees. At one point he said he didn’t care how much it cost the...
Feb 16, 2004 | Andy
All weekend all we heard was, “How’d you like to be a Boston Red Sox fan right now? They must be crushed.” I pondered this for a moment, and sat back in my chair in deep thought. Then I said, “screw ’em,” and took a nap. Sure it...
Feb 16, 2004 | Andy
Like just about every other one in living memory, or eating at McDonalds, the 2004 All-Star weekend was better in anticipation than consumption. It wasn’t a total wank, but the last all-star weekend to legitimately capture the imagination of the world’s...
Feb 13, 2004 | Andy
I’m not going to get into how ironic it is that people seem to enjoy abbreviating Valentine’s Day. It’s even more troubling when they ask you, “What are you getting her for VD?” I mean, if penicillin’s not working, I’m...
