Daily Dose: Anybody know any Greek bail bondsmen?

Aug 26, 2004 | Karry Ling

Hello again, everybody, your old friend Karry Ling here from Athens, Greece and if you missed me the last couple of days…well, you’re probably alone. I don’t mean on missing me, I mean you are probably literally alone. You probably live in a studio...

Daily Dose: Hey, your honor! Go stand under a bridge!

Aug 25, 2004 | Andy

Yesterday, Chicago’s mildly retarded and completely thin skinned mayor had another of his hysterical press conferences. In this one he was asked to respond to a (fairly witty) comment from Cubs VP of Sweater Vests Andy MacPhail. MacPhail said he hoped that the...

Daily Dose: Proof that I need a valium

Aug 24, 2004 | Andy

Sure, I wanted The Lawnmower to mow down the Brewers and throw the first Cubs’ no hitter since…well, in a long time. I was disappointed when Geoff Jenkins dropped a little Judy humpback pop up down the left field line for the first hit, with one out in the...

Daily Dose: Oh, gee Wally!

Aug 23, 2004 | Andy

Apparently copying Jim Hendry is all the fashion now in Chicago. Bears’ General Manager Jerry Angelo made a bold trade in the Nomar mold on Saturday when he sent the Bears’ only proven offensive player to Miami for a guy who actually has proven he can find...