Oct 6, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup Padres: Pedro Astacio, 6-10, 4.69 ERA (Good God, man, you’re kidding, right?) Satanic Fowl: Mark Mulder, 16-8, 3.64 (Lucky for Mark, he’s not pitching against the Cubs) Lineups San Diego (0-1) Warning. This might just be the worst lineup...
Oct 5, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Houston: Andy Clettitte, 17-9, 2.39 ERA Atlanta: Tim Hudson, 14-9, 3.52 ERA Lineups Houston (89-73) The Beege, 2b Wily Taveras, cf Fat Lance, 1b Bob Stoops Morgan Ensberg, 3b Jason Lane, rf Tony Orlando and Dawn Palmeiro, lf Adam Big Ears Everett, ss...
Oct 4, 2005 | Andy
While watching the Yankees/Angels game tonight, I see that FOX has decided to continue annoying us with the “thoughts” of Tim McCarver and the “announcing” of Joe Buck for yet another baseball postseason. With the Cubs not in the playoffs, my...
Oct 4, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Boston: Matt Clement, 13-6, 4.57 ERA White Sox: Nardi Jose Contreras, 15-7, 3.61 ERA Lineups Red Sox (95-67) Jesus, cf Edgar Rentererror, ss Big Papi, dh The Man Ram (ouch), lf Trot, rf ‘Tek, c Complete Assbag, 1b Ferris Mueller, 3b Tony G., 2b...
Oct 4, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Padres: Jake Peavy, 13-7, 2.88 ERA Satan’s Minions: Karen Carpenter, 21-5, 2.83 ERA Lineups Padres (82-80) Dave “People in Boston have tossed off to a photo of me stealing second base” Roberts, cf Ryan “I miss my...
Oct 3, 2005 | Andy
It has to be us. OK, maybe it’s just me. I picked three teams to follow once the Cubs fell out of it for good in July. The A’s. They would be in the playoffs right now if Rich Harden hadn’t gotten hurt and Bobby Crosby hadn’t gone back on the...