May 31, 2005 | Andy
Whenever you hear dopey TV talking heads and supposed baseball experts talk about White Sox leftfielder Scott Podsednik, they talk about the fact that he has more stolen bases than many entire Major League Baseball teams. (Currently, he has more than: 15...
May 31, 2005 | Andy
Cubs’ announcer Len Kasper seems convinced that the Cubs’ bad luck ended in a curious way. It ended as some guy named Brad Hawpe was lining a 130 mile an hour batted ball off of the precious elbow of The Franchise, Mark Prior. As Prior rolled around in the...
May 30, 2005 | Andy
EPISODE SEVEN: Inappropriate Larry PREVIOUSLY ON THE FRONT OFFICE: Cubs Public Relations intern Brent David took a cute young blonde home from a bar, only to find out that the home he took her to belonged to her aunt, his boss, Linda Zapatos. Zapatos returned home...
May 28, 2005 | Andy
at Welcome to San Antonio Texas for the *live* game-cast of tonight’s game 3 of the 2005 Western Conference Finals. The Phoenix Suns, despite owning the best record in the league and home court advantage, somehow find themselves down 2 games to nil. With Joe...
May 27, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchups: COL: Joe Kennedy, 3-4, 6.56 ERA Cubs: Mark Prior, 4-1, 2.95 ERA Lineups Rockies Desi Relaford, ss Luis Gonzalez, 2b (the one who’s not on steroids) Todd Helton, 1b (Wayne Hagin thinks Todd is, though) Preston Wilson, cf Brad Hawpe, rf (who?)...
May 27, 2005 | Andy
Today’s Tribune Cubs’ coverage is much more entertaining than anything the Cubs have actually been doing on the field lately. You can read a quote from the one player who actually “gets it”, and he had to spend two weeks in Iowa to get...
