May 26, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: COL: Jason Jennings, 1-6, 7.05 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 3-2, 3.59 ERA
May 26, 2005 | Andy
It’s bad enough when you become on the third team to lose a home game to the Astros, but nobody does the whole salt rubbing into the wounds thing better than the Cubs, do they? Not only did they waste seven good innings from Greg Maddux (it was sheer lunacy to...
May 25, 2005 | Andy
It’s tempting to feel sorry for the Houston Astros, given that after blowing a 2-0 lead to the Cubs last night that they are an incredible 2-21 on the road. Wait, did I say tempting? I meant it’s impossible to feel sorry for these assbags. Watching Roger...
May 24, 2005 | Andy
If you want to summarize just how desperate the Cubs are for bullpen help right now, I can do it in two bloated words, “Danny Graves.” You may remember him from last year when Ron Santo made fun of how fat he’d gotten, which prompted legendary redass...
May 23, 2005 | Andy
It was just another weekend for the Cubs. They couldn’t hit. They blew another eighth inning lead. We found out that not only does Carlos Zambrano love the Internet, but he has a “couple dozen” computers in a room in his home in Venezuela, and we...
May 20, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: White Sox: Freddy Garcia, 3-3, 4.02 ERA Cubs: Greg Maddux, 2-1, 4.15 ERA White Sox Scott “Supergay” Podsedndidnk, lf Sum Jap, 2b Aaron Rowand, cf (Really, he’s batting third?) Paul Konerko, 1b (fat girls love Paulie) AJ Eyechart, c...
