Daily Dose: The bad kind of threesome

So it’s come to this. Just over a month remains and the Cubs are locked in a three way tie for the NL Wild Card lead and they’ve left the door open enough for both Houston and Florida to think they have a real shot at ramming their way into the picture,...

Cubs Live!: Houston Astros at Cubs, 1:20 p.m. CDT

Houston: Brandon Backe 1-1, 4.03 Cubs: The Franchise 3-3, 4.73 Thanks, Morpheus.. Astros The Beege, LF Carlos Beltran, CF Jeff Bagwell, 1B Lance Berkman, RF Jeff Pornstache, 2B Morgan Ensberg, 3B Jose Vizcaino, SS Brad Ausmus, C Brandon Backe, P Cubs Corey Patterson,...

Daily Dose: Hey, your honor! Go stand under a bridge!

Yesterday, Chicago’s mildly retarded and completely thin skinned mayor had another of his hysterical press conferences. In this one he was asked to respond to a (fairly witty) comment from Cubs VP of Sweater Vests Andy MacPhail. MacPhail said he hoped that the...

Daily Dose: Proof that I need a valium

Sure, I wanted The Lawnmower to mow down the Brewers and throw the first Cubs’ no hitter since…well, in a long time. I was disappointed when Geoff Jenkins dropped a little Judy humpback pop up down the left field line for the first hit, with one out in the...