May 21, 2004 | Andy
Pitching matchup: St. Louis: Chris Carpenter 4-1, 3.86 Cubs: Sergio Meat Tray, 2-2, 4.93 Cardinals lineup Tony Womack, 2b Ray Lankford, lf (what is this, 1993?) Albie Pujols, Sr., 1b Lassie, cf Scott Rolen, 3b Edgar Renteria, ss Reggie Sanders, rf Mike Matheny, c...
May 21, 2004 | Andy
I know that some of you come here every day just so I can put things in perspective for you. You are convinced that I’m a calm, rational, deep thinker who would never steer you wrong. I appreciate the confidence. But you know that you’re all drunk, right?...
May 20, 2004 | Andy
Pitching matchup: SF: Dustin Hermanson 1-2, 4.67 Cubs: Greg Maddux 3-3, 4.44 Lineups: Giants Dustin Mohr, rf JT Snow, 1b Marquis Grissom, cf Pedro Feliz, ss Edgardo Alfonso, 3b Michael Tucker, lf Neifi Perez, 2b Yorvit Torrealba, c Dustin Hermanson, p Cubs Tom...
May 20, 2004 | Andy
The night started with the sports world’s two most famous urinators arguing on the field, and it ended with the only one of them never to be charged with a urine related crime homering into the left field family section for a 4-3 extra inning Cubs win. Such are...
May 19, 2004 | Andy
I did not have access to the “U” last night, so I spent most of the night retooling the Desipio home page (not that I’ve published the changes yet) and listening to Pat and Ron. Pat kept making excuses for the Cubs saying things like, “Nobody...
May 18, 2004 | Andy
The Cubs have announced that The Franchise will make his first two “real” rehab starts, Thursday night in Lansing, pitching for the Class A Lugnuts. The start means Prior is probably just over two weeks away from returning to the Cubs and that’s the...
