May 13, 2004 | Andy
That’s two years in a row now that Wilson Alvarez has eaten a grocery cart full of Jack In The Box, hiked up his size 58 pants and stumbled out to the mound to humiliate the Cubs offense. Honestly, how can you shut down an offense with Damian Jackson and Ramon...
May 13, 2004 | Andy
There’s nothing like the 2nd round of the NBA Playoffs. There’s at least a game a day, usually more. And because none of the weakling teams that were just making up the numbers in the first round are there anymore, the attraction of 8 high quality...
May 12, 2004 | Andy
The world officially ended at about 9:42 Central time last night. That’s when WGN came back from commercial and Glendon Rusch’s fat ass was standing on the mound pitching for the Cubs in the bottom of the third inning. Preliminary reports were that Kerry...
May 11, 2004 | Andy
When E-ramis Ramirez launched a Shawn Chacon meatball onto Waveland to tie up Sunday’s game it just proved for the 1,000th time that finding a good third baseman isn’t rocket science. You just find one on a team who can’t afford him and you hold them...
May 11, 2004 | Andy
Somewhere, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon have to be shaking their bald heads. This is their fault, you know. OK, fault is probably too harsh of a word, but if not for them, this might not have happened. At least not as swiftly as it has. Last night on Fox Sports...
May 10, 2004 | Andy
On Friday it was the tag-team combo of Shawn Estes and Turk Wendell. Yesterday it was Jeff Fassero. You know, sometimes ex-Cubs come in handy. And when they do it’s nice to harken back to the best days they ever had as Cubs. The days they packed their stuff up...
