Jul 30, 2007 | Andy
OK, the Cubs and Brewers are not in a flat footed tie atop the NL Central, the Brewers are technically still in first place by one half of one game. After a weekend getting the river bank banjo serenade and buggering by a less than mediocre Cardinals’ team,...
Jul 25, 2007 | Andy
Cubs’ shortstop Ronny Cedeno was leading the Pacific Coast League with a .360 batting average when the club recalled him on Monday. Immediately some of the irrational teenagers over at the four-letter message board began clamoring for Ronny to take over...
Jul 24, 2007 | Andy
July 24, 1997 was a special day in America. The Cubs were red hot (they started a nine game losing streak that day) and headed for fifth place. The Bears were headed for Ireland of all damned places to play a preseason football game. Michael Jordan was...
Jul 20, 2007 | Andy
Pitching Matchup: Snakes: Brandon “Cy?” Webb 8-7, 3.42 ERA Cubs: Jason “Wow, I really suck now” Marquis 6-5, 4.03 ERA Lineups Diamondbacks Jeff Devanon, rf Orlando Hudson, 2b The Dog Drowner, lf Pimply McRedhead, 1b Mark “Don’t call...
Jul 19, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Giants: Mouthbreathin’ Matt 7-5, 3.86 ERA Cubs: The Bull Moose 9-4, 3.51 ERA
Jul 19, 2007 | Andy
Dear Seattle Sutton, I never thought this could happen to a guy like me. The other day I was at the car wash when a women’s college volleyball team offered to “wax my ride” for a few bucks… Oh, wait, wrong letter. Dear Seattle Sutton,...
