Doug Brien sucks. It’s just something we need to understand. Awful. Terrible.
Thomas Jones and Cedric Benson aren’t buddies. Who cares? Ride Thomas until his inevitable demise then give the job to Ced. How hard is that?
Greggie says he never said he was retiring. Dusty said Greg was. Dusty’s a real peach.
Holy crap! Dusty with yet another Henry Aaron story. We get it, you played with Hank Aaron. That’s great. Now shut up about it. Oh, and the Cubs pitchers are going to lead the world in strikeouts for like the 84th year in a row. Whoopeee!
Darius Songaila will officially be a Bull today. This might not sound like a great signing, but it’s tremendous. John Paxson’s collected one of the deepest rosters in the NBA, and he’s got a coach who’s not afraid to use everybody. Oh, and the Warriors are reportedly interested in Eddy Curry. I’ve got news for you. Nobody is interested in Eddy Curry right now. Everybody knows the Bulls are going to give him a one year contract. Everybody wants to see how fat he is when camp opens and if he has a grabber on the court. Nobody wants him right now. Hell, the Bulls hardly want him right now.
The Wizard of Roz says none of this is Ozzie’s fault. None? Is it just me or has Rozner been just plain wrong about everything for a month straight?
Rafael Palmeiro’s Dominican patsy has been revealed. And surprise! It’s not the Gladiator. It’s Miguel Tejada. Raffy’s just throwing shit at the wall now.
Adrian Wojnarowski on Charlie Weis, the most legendary 2-1 coach in college football history. Can we all calm down for a while? Yeesh.
America’s finest news source says that two-thirds of American teens say they have oral sex regularly and they ask their men on the street about it. At Desipio we did our own survey and found that two-thirds of male teenagers wish the female teens had slightly smaller teeth.
Two thirds of male teenagers from the 1980’s wish they were teenagers today.
Mr. Dolan? We’d like to have a owrd with you…
It’s a parody. Right? We’ll be fine. (sees the Judge)
Oh, no. We got Ping!
We won a game today. If we win tomorrow, that’s two in a row. If we win the next one, that’s called a winning streak. It has happened before.
You may run like Mays, but you hit like Podsednik.
You lot are despicable! Cheer for the Chicago team that has a shot to make the playoffs. Yeah, it sucks the Cubs are out of it, but it’s time to keep our fingers crossed for the hated crosstown rival. I’d rather the White Sux win a title than have to watch Boston or New York or -gag- St. Louis hoist the trophy.
The dream scenario of the Sox plane crashing into Busch stadium while the Astros and Cardinals are playing isn’t going to happen unless they are on BlueJet. It’s time to cut the chatter and hold our noses and cheer the White Sox. They have to be the default team. Cheering for the Indians is a shame. They are in Cleveland. CLEEEEVE-LANNNND, people. Their stench is overpowering.
As always, I remainâ€â€faithfullyâ€â€your favorite flame recipient.
(Donning asbestos suit….. NOW!)
Rubber Stamper,
Root for whoever you want. That’s what we’re doing.
I agree Rubber Stamper. It’s time for these boys to cinch it up and strap it down. Mercy! Cleveland has stunk ever since I done took a crap in that burning river of theirs.
Me gone!
There is no lead big enough for us to not fuck up.
White Sox baseball, Die or lose trying.
Remember how mad I got that Andy said the Cubs were done in July and how everybody here was stupid and just plain wrong to agree with him?
Oh, how I’ve enjoyed the last two months of exciting, important, pennant charging Cubs baseball. Proved you all wrong!
Did you like my hero swings?