2009 College Football Thread

[Waco Kid]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.   Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

I wonder if those plays are part of Frontbutt's decided schematic advantage.

[Kermit, B.]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter.

[Waco Kid]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like be an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter. the booth collapses.

[Kermit, B.]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like be an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter. the booth collapses.

I cannot stop looking at Charlie's left arm in that picture.  It looks like an elephant's head.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like be an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter. the booth collapses.

I cannot stop looking at Charlie's left arm in that picture.  It looks like an elephant's head.

Max Rebo?

[Kermit, B.]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like be an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter. the booth collapses.

I cannot stop looking at Charlie's left arm in that picture.  It looks like an elephant's head.

Max Rebo?

Spot on.

[Philberto]

Makes sense on why he got hurt: http://www.fightingillini.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/091209aaa.html

He injured his right quadriceps on a 49-year run and fell to the turf a yard shy of the game's first TD.

[SKO]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

What did Chuckles do?

Made some of the worst play calling this side of Internet Chuck's face.

THI.

I don't know if ND's defense could have stopped Michigan no matter what happened, but FUPA's decision to throw deep late was the same typical "Look!  I'm so innovative!" bullshit he's been doing for four years.  Run the goddamn ball and make them burn their timeouts.  Sometimes, conventional wisdom is conventional because it's wise.  Two delay of game penalties and 3-4 times they had to call timeouts because he couldn't catch his breath for long enough to send in the play.  Terrible game on his part.

On the bright side, Notre Dame definitely doesn't suck this year. So that's gotta be a plus. One of these days that ball of dried bacon grease he calls a heart is going to explode, likely killing anyone in a 10 foot radius. Just hope you're nowhere near him and hope it happens, like, tomorrow.

Yeah, Clausen and Floyd looked good, at least.  I think FUPA needs to go to the booth to call games.  It'll be easier to make it look like an accident when someone pushes him out.  With a heavy lifter.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/11/25/guest-columnist-tommy-kilborn-nd-alum/

[thehawk]

Heh.

That fat motherfucking idiot.  Word on the street is that 10 wins is his "magic number" this year.  He has no chance of reaching it.  I predict he'll be fired before the first snap of the 2010 season.

More likely to happen to Charlie before 2010, especially if five guys opens in South Bend

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/09/15/its-only-wafer-thin/#comments

[MAD]

Anyone else annoyed that the Big 10 Network's got an in-state battle between Michigan schools, but two schools which are closer to Chicago, combined, than Ann Arbor can't get their game on in Chicago?   

[Oleg]

Anyone else annoyed that the Big 10 Network's got an in-state battle between Michigan schools, but two schools which are closer to Chicago, combined, than Ann Arbor can't get their game on in Chicago?   

Very.

[MAD]

Anyone else annoyed that the Big 10 Network's got an in-state battle between Michigan schools, but two schools which are closer to Chicago, combined, than Ann Arbor can't get their game on in Chicago?   

Very.

At least it's on the SCORE and besides, having to watch them melt down here, beginning when that kicker gagged on a 25 yarder that would have made it a 17 point 4th quarter lead, could be a traumatic thing to overcome.

[Andy]

The fake punt inside their own 30 on fourth and six was a thing of beauty. 

Then, they almost got completely fucked when the Purdue tight end caught a pass lateralled to nobody and NIU recovered it, only to have it inexplicably called an incomplete pass. 

And what kind of inbred fuck is Purdue's coach?  He wears his whistle around his neck DURING THE GAME!

[thehawk]

Anyone else annoyed that the Big 10 Network's got an in-state battle between Michigan schools, but two schools which are closer to Chicago, combined, than Ann Arbor can't get their game on in Chicago?   

Very.

RCN provides all 3 BTN channels in HD , great to watch NIU take it to Purdue.  Too bad MSU couldn't do the same in South Bend

[Kermit, B.]

Anyone else annoyed that the Big 10 Network's got an in-state battle between Michigan schools, but two schools which are closer to Chicago, combined, than Ann Arbor can't get their game on in Chicago?   

Very.

RCN provides all 3 BTN channels in HD , great to watch NIU take it to Purdue.  Too bad MSU couldn't do the same in South Bend

You hate ND so much that you wouldn't root for them to beat a conference rival?  That's pretty dumb.