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Quote from: Dave B on June 17, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
I think Chuck is going to invite David Kaplan to this soiree.

Dave's working that night.  Did Andy get Len to sign on?

Quote from: powen01 on June 13, 2008, 10:05:40 PM
I have many unresolved questions from this evening's episode.  Pretty good, but was Earth basically a jacked up planet?  Global warming?  What the hell?

Hardly.  That dirt Adama was holding didn't have any plants in it. It was black.

Nuked.

That was tremendous.  And how appropriate that a 9/11 In Space story ends up in in a bombed-out NYC.

2009 until more?  Shit.

Quote from: Andy on June 11, 2008, 08:43:21 AM
By the way, Pujols has an interesting hairline for a "27" year old.

Agreed.  My grandfather had no hair at all by the time he was 25.  I guess that's the benefit of being able to afford plugs.

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on June 11, 2008, 01:02:05 AM
Doesn't matter. Pujols goes down, Cards will just plug some worthless schlub in his place, and said schlub will suddenly discover he has Lou Gehrig's mojo and will hit fucking 400 the rest of the season and bang out like 90 home runs or something. Seems like every dickwad that is completely worthless on any other team, gets to the Cards, and now they decide to play like all-stars. I don't like it, no, not one bit.

It's their corporal-captain program.

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

Can we move this to the Medical Lounge?  Perhaps to be called "The Waiting Room"?

Quote from: Taylor2 on May 31, 2008, 09:41:01 AM
Because the Ned couldn't direct traffic down a one way street and the Cubs are finally spending like they should have all these years the Cubs are evil.

Steinbrennered,

Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 28, 2008, 02:43:42 PM

When did Albie get a scar?

Quote from: powen01 on May 28, 2008, 01:28:07 PM
Gee.  Who could this possibly be getting quoted in the Trib? 

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/05/wrigley-bleache.html

The bleacher season-ticket holder, who asked not to be identified by name for fear of losing his seats, said one of the biggest cmplaints among Soriano's critics in left is he spends too much time with his back to the plate, waving to fans. One fan recently yelled at Soriano to "turn around and earn your money," to which Soriano pretended to offer him his glove.

"He actually seems like a very shy guy," the fan said. "And they do guard him (from fan abuse). He's very protected out there."

Offered his glove?  I guess Albie sees the need for improved outfield defense.

Quote from: Andy on May 27, 2008, 08:46:56 AM
What if the trade was for Greggie and Brian Giles, would that be something you might be interested in?

Play Giles in right, bat him second and have Fukkake spray himself all over center, and replace the Marquis du Suc all in one fell swoop?  Plus, you can still trade for another pitcher as you get closer to the deadline.

Done and done.  I'll start sewing Giles on the back of a jersey you guys arrange him a car from the airport.

Can Giles play left?

Pshaw!  I once got a letter from Markos "Kos" Molsoutas (the owner of SportsNation) telling me to stay off the site.

Quote from: Dave B on May 14, 2008, 08:51:22 AM
From the Sun-Times this morning:

Already having dealt with three setbacks in his rehab from early 2007 shoulder surgery, Padres pitcher and former Cub Mark Prior was expected to travel to Alabama this week for another consultation with surgeon James Andrews.

Is this the addadicktomy surgery?

Has this been used here before?

Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2008, 02:03:30 PM
And I am, of course, kidding.  Mostly.

<NSBB smiley>

Having avoided NSBB since the Nomar trade, I'll assume that said smiley is insanely annoying.

Quote from: PTanner on May 12, 2008, 12:54:53 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 12, 2008, 10:20:35 AM

Quote from: Chuckosan on May 12, 2008, 10:04:57 AM
If you don't understand business, don't talk about it.

Why not?  You don't understand baseball, but you're still allowed to talk about it.

I like you  a lot Chuck, but that shit right there is funny.

That is good.

Quote from: J Rod on May 12, 2008, 09:04:00 AM
Why not call the game NOW and play it on one of the open dates in July? Then there's no money lost and they can play in better conditions."

Other than on the expense of paying for an extra day of air travel and an extra day of meal money and an extra day fo security, yeah, there's no money lost by moving the date.

If you don't understand business, don't talk about it.