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I <3 Rickie Weeks, keep playing him, Butchie :-)

(Lou, stop using Gas Can Howry, you mope)

Hehehe.........and after Troy Glaus homers in the top of the 10th to make it 11-10, Jason Michaels (who?) hits a 2-run walkoff HR in the bottom of the inning. Evil Fowl go down, all is well in the world.

Maybe the Brewers should turn CC into a reliever; tonight, Uncle Ned turns to Gagne, who manages to make a close 3-2 game into an 8-2 rout. That Brewers bullpen is really the gift that keeps on giving.

In Pissburgh, I think it's safe to put a fork in Jason Isringhausen. Evil Fowl up 10-6 going into the bottom of the 9th; now tied up at 10 going into extras.

I shouldn't gloat given that Marmol blew up for the Cubs today, but hey, this thread isn't about the Cubs' problems.

[chip caray'd]Go Battlin' Buccos[/chip caray'd]

 Top 8th: Colorado

- G. Mota relieved M. Stetter
- C. Barmes flied out to right
- M. Holliday grounded out to pitcher
- G. Atkins homered to deep left center
- B. Hawpe singled to right
- C. Iannetta singled to deep center, B. Hawpe to second, B. Hawpe scored, C. Iannetta to third on center fielder M. Cameron's fielding error
- J. Koshansky homered to deep center, C. Iannetta scored
- O. Quintanilla lined out to deep right

4 runs, 4 hits, 1 errors
Colorado 8, Milwaukee 3

Hehehe.....Milwaukee bullpen is the gift that keeps on giving, for three years running now. Thanks, guys!!

Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eAhVmKQBc

I simply cannot explain Todd Wellemeyer, Kyle Lohse, Joel Piniero and Braden Looper. I am without speech.

Expect Chacon, Carl Pavano, and LaTroy Hawkins to end up in St Louis and be lights-out all August and September long. Doesn't make any sense.

Quote from: Thrillho on June 14, 2008, 03:58:07 PM
Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

NEVER FORGET ST. SIMON OF TRENT!



Too much?

Now THIS is what I call a tangential and oblique post. Well done.

Pwned. Courtesy of Roto; I don't think they'll be getting a Christmas card from the Cooper family. Boldface below is mine.

QuoteWith Mariano Rivera needing a day off, Kyle Farnsworth got a save chance in a 2-1 game against the Astros on Friday and pitched a scoreless ninth.

They just don't get any more reliable.  Farnsworth hit Ty Wigginton to start the inning, but that didn't stop the Astros from having Michael Bourn try to bunt.  A popup followed, and the only reason it wasn't a double play -- Bourn made no attempt to run out of the box -- was that Farnsworth was too dense to drop the ball.  After that, Wigginton, a noted speed demon who swiped seven bases just four  years ago, was thrown out trying to steal second.  Reggie Abercrombie, who is in MLB only because of his legs, remained in the dugout throughout.  Geoff Blum then fanned to end the game.  It was Farnsworth's first save since 2006 and the 52nd time Cecil Cooper was outmanaged this season.

OK, I give up, I must have missed the thread while on vacation. What is the significance of "JO"?

The Cubs beat writers in Chicago really are self-loathing zeroes, aren't they? Someone pull Royko from the grave so he can kick the shit out of these morans.

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Quote from: butthead on June 11, 2008, 12:31:04 AM
He might as well get that bad elbow fixed up while he's get a bad wheel. There's no time like the present for season ending surgery, Poo-holes.

Doesn't matter. Pujols goes down, Cards will just plug some worthless schlub in his place, and said schlub will suddenly discover he has Lou Gehrig's mojo and will hit fucking 400 the rest of the season and bang out like 90 home runs or something. Seems like every dickwad that is completely worthless on any other team, gets to the Cards, and now they decide to play like all-stars. I don't like it, no, not one bit.

So is BC actually PPE or is PPE actually BC?

I thought BC was Andy. Are you telling me PPE is Andy?

Actually, Andy is carloszno1fan and BC is Teh Paul. I am definitely not Mike D. I am of course, this guy:

Quote from: butthead on June 11, 2008, 12:31:04 AM
He might as well get that bad elbow fixed up while he's get a bad wheel. There's no time like the present for season ending surgery, Poo-holes.

Doesn't matter. Pujols goes down, Cards will just plug some worthless schlub in his place, and said schlub will suddenly discover he has Lou Gehrig's mojo and will hit fucking 400 the rest of the season and bang out like 90 home runs or something. Seems like every dickwad that is completely worthless on any other team, gets to the Cards, and now they decide to play like all-stars. I don't like it, no, not one bit.

OK then......that Jimmie Edmonds, I don't think a freight train could hurt him if he laid down on the tracks and tried to let it run him over.

BC--

I'm worried about these Cardinals, they just refuse to lose. This won't end well. Comments?

Quote from: Mike D on May 20, 2008, 03:38:55 PM
Some people wonder why we bother rattling the cages of those sob sisters at the other limp-wristed sites.

This.  This is why.  Fact is, I'm pretty certain there are people at these sites who--I know, I know, this may hard to believe--for one reason or another are completely unaware that sites like this exist.  So while our going over there and causing trouble may seem to some like self-congratulatory back-slapping, it's reallly a means to shaking out any recruits.  After all, two of the finest morans that we have here--Slaky and Kerm--originally hung their hats at BCB and NSBB, respectively.  I'm certain there are many other desipiots who found this place only after they spent time at these other places.  The ones who are aware of this place and choose to stay in mother's den...these are the people we delight in mocking.  But I'm pretty convinced there are some people there that should probably be here instead.

Welcome, 5 outs.  You scum-sucking douchebag.

What if one STARTED at this smart-ass site? Hell, what if you were hanging around before Paul? Before there even WAS a Desipio message board? Does that make me an incurable agitator, or just a raging homicidal maniac that just happened to find like-minded Cub fans? A site where any of us will cap your ass in a heartbeat if you refer to the team as "Cubbies" or if you bring your own box lunch to the fucking ballpark.

BTW, I was hanging around when Dolan actually had a genuine DAILY Dose, but I digress.....wealth and fame have corrupted the grab-ass interwebs star, the fucking Mick.