Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Gil Gunderson]

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/article/2009-09-08/abreus-influence-evident-angels-offensive-success

"Bobby has brought something different to this ballclub," center fielder Torii Hunter says. "I won't say it's all patience. I'll say it's more about hitting pitches that are in the strike zone. When you hit a pitch in the strike zone, you have a better chance of getting a hit than when it's out of the strike zone."

It's about damn time someone tells these fuckers to swing at shit in the strike zone. Where the fuck was Scioscia? Reliving the Dodger days?

Hey, did you hear about Dempster?  I hear he's going to the rotation.  Lieber is off to the 'pen.

Did you notice that the articles were published on different dates, by different publications, and even written by different authors?

Did you notice that the thesis, diction, and oeuvre were basically the same?

And yet, still different.

Technically....

Technically, a sink and a toilet are both receptacles that provide means for wastewater to enter the sewage system. Yet one is a socially acceptable means for cat foaces disposal and the other is merely a sink.

I love you.

[Jon]

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/article/2009-09-08/abreus-influence-evident-angels-offensive-success

"Bobby has brought something different to this ballclub," center fielder Torii Hunter says. "I won't say it's all patience. I'll say it's more about hitting pitches that are in the strike zone. When you hit a pitch in the strike zone, you have a better chance of getting a hit than when it's out of the strike zone."

It's about damn time someone tells these fuckers to swing at shit in the strike zone. Where the fuck was Scioscia? Reliving the Dodger days?

Hey, did you hear about Dempster?  I hear he's going to the rotation.  Lieber is off to the 'pen.

Did you notice that the articles were published on different dates, by different publications, and even written by different authors?

Did you notice that the thesis, diction, and oeuvre were basically the same?

And yet, still different.

Technically....

Technically, a sink and a toilet are both receptacles that provide means for wastewater to enter the sewage system. Yet one is a socially acceptable means for cat foaces disposal and the other is merely a sink.

I love you.

ChuckD, report to the white courtesy phone for your kudos.

[ChuckD]

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/article/2009-09-08/abreus-influence-evident-angels-offensive-success

"Bobby has brought something different to this ballclub," center fielder Torii Hunter says. "I won't say it's all patience. I'll say it's more about hitting pitches that are in the strike zone. When you hit a pitch in the strike zone, you have a better chance of getting a hit than when it's out of the strike zone."

It's about damn time someone tells these fuckers to swing at shit in the strike zone. Where the fuck was Scioscia? Reliving the Dodger days?

Hey, did you hear about Dempster?  I hear he's going to the rotation.  Lieber is off to the 'pen.

Did you notice that the articles were published on different dates, by different publications, and even written by different authors?

Did you notice that the thesis, diction, and oeuvre were basically the same?

And yet, still different.

Technically....

Technically, a sink and a toilet are both receptacles that provide means for wastewater to enter the sewage system. Yet one is a socially acceptable means for cat foaces disposal and the other is merely a sink.

I love you.

ChuckD, report to the white courtesy phone for your kudos.

How non-post-racial.

[Jon]

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/article/2009-09-08/abreus-influence-evident-angels-offensive-success

"Bobby has brought something different to this ballclub," center fielder Torii Hunter says. "I won't say it's all patience. I'll say it's more about hitting pitches that are in the strike zone. When you hit a pitch in the strike zone, you have a better chance of getting a hit than when it's out of the strike zone."

It's about damn time someone tells these fuckers to swing at shit in the strike zone. Where the fuck was Scioscia? Reliving the Dodger days?

Hey, did you hear about Dempster?  I hear he's going to the rotation.  Lieber is off to the 'pen.

Did you notice that the articles were published on different dates, by different publications, and even written by different authors?

Did you notice that the thesis, diction, and oeuvre were basically the same?

And yet, still different.

Technically....

Technically, a sink and a toilet are both receptacles that provide means for wastewater to enter the sewage system. Yet one is a socially acceptable means for cat foaces disposal and the other is merely a sink.

I love you.

ChuckD, report to the white courtesy phone for your kudos.

How non-post-racial.

Coincidentally: I was told recently by a friend of mine that I am living proof that if you talk to a South Carolinian long enough, he will use the term "Race Traitor."

Besides, I was using a secret toilet euphonism.

[PenFoe]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

It's been asked before, but I'll ask it again: why do we root for this team?

[JD]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

It's been asked before, but I'll ask it again: why do we root for this team?

Habit.

[Pre]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

Jesus fuck, if they are willing to take on $20 million in new costs,
why not just dump bradley for who the fuck cares and spend the
$20 mil on an actual good football player?

[ChuckD]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

Jesus fuck, if they are willing to take on $20 million in new costs,
why not just dump bradley for who the fuck cares and spend the
$20 mil on an actual good football player?

Or baseball player, but, yeah, this is pretty fucking confusing.

[Internet Apex]

Cubs looking to obtain worst contract in MLB.

The Toronto Sun reports that the Chicago Cubs are eyeing Vernon Wells in a Milton Bradley trade.
"It's early on, but we think this one has some legs," said one Cubs official. "But they aren't the only team we are talking with." The Cubs' idea is to split the difference on Wells' $107 million over six years and Bradley's $21 million the next two years, with each team absorbing $43 million. It would take a lot of work to make a deal happen, but it may be the only way Toronto can wiggle out of the Wells contract.

Jesus fuck, if they are willing to take on $20 million in new costs,
why not just dump bradley for who the fuck cares and spend the
$20 mil on an actual good football player?

Or baseball player, but, yeah, this is pretty fucking confusing.

They need a good safety. I'm just saying.

[Andy]

As always, when Phil Rogers posts something, wait about a minute for the Jockey to post the truth.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2009/10/cubs-not-interested-in-wells-for-bradley-swap-with-jays.html

[PenFoe]

Phew...we can all rest easy until the Bradley for Zito rumors start flying.

[Philberto]

Trading Bradley is going to turn out to be a bad thing? Color me surprised.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Trading Bradley is going to turn out to be a bad thing? Color me surprised.

Yeti is becoming the anti-Chuck.

And—maybe just like the opposite of "love" isn't "hate"—apparently the opposite of "wrong" isn't "right."

[Philberto]

Trading Bradley is going to turn out to be a bad thing? Color me surprised.

Yeti is becoming the anti-Chuck.

And—maybe just like the opposite of "love" isn't "hate"—apparently the opposite of "wrong" isn't "right."

I like to be perceived as the product of an abusive marriage.