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Al Yellon

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #75 on: May 28, 2008, 02:43:42 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:28:30 PM
Bump. Because I said so.

I don't know how I missed this the first time around, but it makes for some awesome reading on a slow day at work.


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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #76 on: May 28, 2008, 02:45:44 PM »

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #77 on: January 29, 2010, 09:50:29 AM »
Bump.  Because some threads are worth bumping.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #78 on: January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.
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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #79 on: January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #80 on: January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #81 on: January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #82 on: January 29, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #83 on: January 29, 2010, 12:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

[Fork]



[/Fork]

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2010, 12:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 29, 2010, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

[Fork]



[/Fork]

At Apex's request, I reluctantly stop the embryonic discussion on at-will employment in this thread.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2010, 12:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 29, 2010, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

[Fork]



[/Fork]

Even as a Fork joke, I don't get it.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2010, 12:48:08 PM »
Quote from: CT III on January 29, 2010, 12:22:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 29, 2010, 12:15:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Quote from: Brownie on January 29, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 29, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 28, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
Day off today?

Stomach virus.

I find it terrifying that the last time this thread was bumped, I got fired for missing three days with a stomach virus. Fuck my old jorb in the tonsils with Kevin's wife's toilet brush.

You got fired for missing 3 days sick? You must have been the most important cog in the wheel.

At-will employment.  America's bane.

Or not.

Montana's doing pretty well without it.

[Fork]



[/Fork]

Even as a Fork joke, I don't get it.

I'm baffled.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2010, 12:54:13 PM »
To get this thread back on track, I offer this tale.

I was feeling the urge to poop yesterday while at work.  It felt like a whopper, so I saved it for the afternoon to savor the flavor.  Nevertheless, when I did get around to the act, at about 3 pm, something unusual happened.  It was a curious poop. It was about a 10 or 11 incher, which was solid, but the interesting element was that half of it appeared rocky and bumpy, but the other half was smooth and silky, like soft serve ice cream.

Clean sweep, though.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2010, 01:01:48 PM »
DPD, the joint between the smooth part and the rocky, bumpy part of the poop looked like the joint between the main body of a King Crab and the leg itself.

c.f.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Poop Chat with Karry Ling
« Reply #89 on: January 29, 2010, 01:08:17 PM »
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.