Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread

[Andy]

Kerry always had a flair for the dramatic.  I liked how he sold it by swearing and snapping his glove at the new ball Shoppach threw to him.  That'll keep the Tribe from knowing he grooved that one to Derrek.

[Poon]

Kerry always had a flair for the dramatic.  I liked how he sold it by swearing and snapping his glove at the new ball Shoppach threw to him.  That'll keep the Tribe from knowing he grooved that one to Derrek.

Muttering to his sleeve "I had to shake of how many pitches to get the meatball heater call?" 

[RV]

Thanks again Kerry!

He should know better than to pitch to rising star Andy White.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I'll be sad to see Kerry leave Chicago...

[Yeti]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

[MAD]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

[Yeti]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

[PenFoe]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Yep, that.
I love Kerry and I don't care.

[MAD]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today.

Someone needs to be taken away and sent to ReDesipucation Camp.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

Al wants him back, too.  Must be a good idea then.

[PenFoe]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

Al wants him back, too.  Must be a good idea then.

Al thought Milton was a bad idea too.
Blind squirrel/nut maybe, but his track record is probably as least as good as yours, Chuck.

[Eli]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I know nothing of George Castle. Couldn't tell you a thing he did/wrote before today. Trading off Silva and getting Wood in return would spring me back into a nice boner about the Cubs.

I'd get a nice boner if the Cubs traded Mike Fontenot for Justin Upton, but that doesn't mean it's worth thinking about.

[Oleg]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Just trade Silva for him

Many problems solved. I don't care if Cleveland has no interest in Silva, trade them anyway. Gitrdun Jim

Of all of the annoying things you've done lately, linking to a George Castle article where he implores the Cubs to reacquire Wood may be the most annoying.

I'm down with bringing Kerry back to the Cubs.  I don't care how much it costs.  Or how high his ERAQUWABA( . )( . ) was last year.

Besides that, why would you MAD be surprised that it was Haim who died and not Feldman?  Feldman was the one who had his shit somewhat together according to the Two Coreys show.

Um.  What?