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Holy shit, the only thing missing from the Gamecast was an appearance by the panic button:

Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

Quote from: powen01 on March 31, 2008, 02:25:29 PM
Sorry I'm late.  Did someone mention Kentucky?  Our biggest export is the merry-jew-wanna, followed by bourbon, meth, and racists.

Cincinnasty sucks overall.  Bars close too early, they ran Jerry Springer out of town, and too many Kentuckians are still allowed to cross the river on the weekends and then tell everyone they know that they live there instead of Northern Kentucky. 

I think Great American is an okay park, but I am reallllllly looking forward to seeing the Cubs play Dusty's team this year.  Should be fun.  I'll try not to pee my pants.

Back to the game...  and growing weed in my basement. 

Other than this post and Fukudome making me his bitch lover for good or ill, this opening day was bollocks.

Quote from: Slaky+ on March 31, 2008, 09:27:13 PM
Re: the gamecast

I guess the real test is going to be Wednesday, while at work, will I be able to stay away from the gamecast. Chances are that I'll be reading it and maybe even contributing until the assholes take over.

I hate to see Mike D and Thrill in there trying to fend off all the anonymous retards. It's just beneath the both of you.

My new jorb is so intense that I'm relegated to Adam Caldrelli's gamecast on chicagosports.com. It's a Chicago Tribune site and my jorb is to help monitor every damn paper in teh country. Yes, all of them. Even the ones Powen's neighbors look at the pictures in.

Not the best of times. Not the worst of times either. Not by a sight. See you odges later.

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

Why not make "this guy is lame" signs and t-shirts and stand near him at all times?

Quote from: KurtEvans on March 31, 2008, 11:29:18 PM

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

Why not make "this guy is lame" signs and t-shirts and stand near him at all times?

Because you'd have to stand near him.

These Anonymous Joe Generic GameCaster folks need to wake up and smell the coffee. 

I don't know why this is news to the rest of you'se, though.  I've been fighting the wirst-slitting window-jumping crowd here since 2004.  I got hollered at for speaking against such a practice, too!  Stay off them ledges, yo.  Live for a better tomorrow.

Re: Kosuke
HE RULES
 

Quote from: Taylor2 on March 31, 2008, 01:51:08 PM

Quote from: Simmer on March 31, 2008, 01:07:12 PM
2008 Chicago Cubs 162-0 Or Bust

Depends on the bust

Thank you for that Taylor, a charming lady indeed!

Quote from: KurtEvans on March 31, 2008, 11:29:18 PM

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

Why not make "this guy is lame" signs and t-shirts and stand near him at all times?

I did what I could to destroy every one of those signs I saw at last years Saturday afternoon Mets game.  I also mocked everyone who had one.  The one sign I kept, I spent the entire afternoon giving the bird.  THEN I destroyed it.

I'm doing what I can, people!

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

From the Jockey:

Quote
When Kosuke Fukudome hit a three-run homer off Milwaukee closer Eric Gagne to tie the season opener in the bottom of the ninth inning Monday, fans all over Wrigley Field held up professionally made signs with English words on one side and Japanese on the other.

It was meant to be a two-sided version of the phrase "It's Gonna Happen." But something got lost in translation, and the Japanese side read: "It's An Accident."

Doh

Quote from: Kerm on April 01, 2008, 12:44:29 AM

Quote from: KurtEvans on March 31, 2008, 11:29:18 PM

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

Why not make "this guy is lame" signs and t-shirts and stand near him at all times?

I did what I could to destroy every one of those signs I saw at last years Saturday afternoon Mets game.  I also mocked everyone who had one.  The one sign I kept, I spent the entire afternoon giving the bird.  THEN I destroyed it.

I'm doing what I can, people!

I'm gonna get that douchenozzle to autograph one for the Pirate Bar.

The good thing about AFN rebroadcasting the game more than 12 hours after its been played is that they cut out all the rain delays.

I think Zambrano needs an hour break in the middle of the all his opening day games to aviod his traditional meltdown.  Maybe this means he won't suck in April this year.

Is it too early for a Fukudome sploogefest?

Quote from: Rob_Goldman on April 01, 2008, 12:46:26 AM

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

From the Jockey:

Quote
When Kosuke Fukudome hit a three-run homer off Milwaukee closer Eric Gagne to tie the season opener in the bottom of the ninth inning Monday, fans all over Wrigley Field held up professionally made signs with English words on one side and Japanese on the other.

It was meant to be a two-sided version of the phrase "It's Gonna Happen." But something got lost in translation, and the Japanese side read: "It's An Accident."

Doh

As was, ironically, the It's Gonna Happen Guy

Quote from: Thrillho on March 31, 2008, 10:10:33 PM
The first YouTubings...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJBtrsz5rA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D30IbAShOMY

That second YouTube was from Huey Country.

Quote from: TJ on April 01, 2008, 08:29:54 AM

Quote from: Thrillho on March 31, 2008, 10:10:33 PM
The first YouTubings...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJBtrsz5rA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D30IbAShOMY

That second YouTube was from Huey Country.

That's excellent. It's going to be a great year, I really feel that way.

Quote from: Rob_Goldman on April 01, 2008, 12:46:26 AM

Quote from: Kerm on March 31, 2008, 11:15:07 PM
Why the hell was Crane Kenney ALL OVER the goddamn place?

Also, It's Gonna Happen Guy must be stopped.

From the Jockey:

Quote
When Kosuke Fukudome hit a three-run homer off Milwaukee closer Eric Gagne to tie the season opener in the bottom of the ninth inning Monday, fans all over Wrigley Field held up professionally made signs with English words on one side and Japanese on the other.

It was meant to be a two-sided version of the phrase "It's Gonna Happen." But something got lost in translation, and the Japanese side read: "It's An Accident."

Doh

For some reason that works.