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MidgetSellingWater

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #135 on: April 01, 2008, 04:14:30 PM »
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And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #136 on: April 01, 2008, 08:50:27 PM »
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 03:49:26 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mike D on April 01, 2008, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 12:26:02 PM
And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

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I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2008, 09:00:27 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 01, 2008, 08:50:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 03:49:26 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mike D on April 01, 2008, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 12:26:02 PM
And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

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I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

MSW, I'm you're bitch lover. For good or ill.

Awesome.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #138 on: April 02, 2008, 06:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Mike D on April 01, 2008, 09:00:27 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 01, 2008, 08:50:27 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 04:14:30 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 03:49:26 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Thrillho on April 01, 2008, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mike D on April 01, 2008, 02:04:16 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 12:26:02 PM
And, oh by the way, I've got a little t-shirt business now - www.fukudometee.com.  Sitemail me for a special Desipio discount code.

I thought you sold water?

Better margins in tees.  Though water can be available upon request.

Desipio discount?

It's not really a discount for water.  It's more of an instruction manual for an exclusive water-harvesting process involving your hands and an ordinary kitchen faucet.

I don't see a link on your website to subscribe to your newsletter.

How do we make this happen?

No newsletter, just genuine one-on-one customer interaction.  Got a question or need advice?  Click "contact us".


I'm getting one of those shirts damnit!

MSW, I'm you're bitch lover. For good or ill.

Awesome.

A nice companion for the "Hef Is My Homeboy" shirts I'm gonna print up.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #139 on: April 02, 2008, 07:08:04 PM »
It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

MidgetSellingWater

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #140 on: April 02, 2008, 07:27:39 PM »
Quote from: butthead on April 02, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.

Tell that to Hot Dog Boy. 

Oh wait, that doesn't really help my cause.

Chuckosan

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #141 on: April 02, 2008, 10:48:42 PM »
Quote from: butthead on April 02, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.
I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #142 on: April 02, 2008, 10:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Chuckosan on April 02, 2008, 10:48:42 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 02, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.
I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

I think he just meant it didn't rhyme with "homie."

Thrillho

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #143 on: April 02, 2008, 10:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Chuckosan on April 02, 2008, 10:48:42 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 02, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
It's pronounced Fukudo-MAY. It does not rhyme with Homie. Stupid idea.

Wish I thought of it.
I thought Japanese words do not have accented syllables?  And vowels only have one form of pronunciation?  That's what I recall from my Sumitomo Bank days.

Simply: Foo-koo-doh-may.

I think that was more "emphasis Butthead's" than an attempt at a legit IPA pronunciation key.
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butthead

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #144 on: April 02, 2008, 11:00:32 PM »
Yeah, what EG and Corn said.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #145 on: April 02, 2008, 11:08:04 PM »
DPD, but I forgot to mention something from opening day. Apex might want to pay attention to this. In attendance were two hot young ladies who made the trip all the way from Japan to see their hero Fukakke make his Wrigley debut. So not only is our new right fielder going to contribute on the field, but he's going to be bringing in more talent to the stands too. If you're into Asian chicks.

Or they could have been good ol' American girls that pretended to only speak Japanese when my buddy hit on them.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #146 on: April 03, 2008, 05:49:10 AM »
Quote from: butthead on April 02, 2008, 11:08:04 PM
but he's going to be bringing in more talent to the stands too. If you're into Asian chicks.


I expect Apex to have a sunburned thumb by the end of the day on Sunday from all the thumbs-ups to all the Japanese chicks I expect to see in the ballpark.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #147 on: April 03, 2008, 06:55:39 AM »
It had previously occurred to me. My girlfriend (!) might want to think twice about turning down ticket ops this year.

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #148 on: April 06, 2009, 03:35:21 AM »
Well, it's that time of year again.  Funny how a couple of seasons of success and the expectation of more to come takes the edge off it, isn't it?

Still, having said that, I'm abso-fucking-lutely delighted that baseball season is back.  That six months gets longer every year, I swear.  At least this time next year we'll only have had to endure five months without something to watch, right?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #149 on: April 06, 2009, 07:34:26 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2009, 03:35:21 AM
Well, it's that time of year again.  Funny how a couple of seasons of success and the expectation of more to come takes the edge off it, isn't it?

Still, having said that, I'm abso-fucking-lutely delighted that baseball season is back.  That six months gets longer every year, I swear.  At least this time next year we'll only have had to endure five months without something to watch, right?

Seriously, you need to get the NHL package.
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