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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1545 on: August 26, 2008, 09:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on August 26, 2008, 09:05:52 AM
Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1546 on: August 26, 2008, 09:39:34 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 26, 2008, 09:36:18 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 26, 2008, 09:05:52 AM
Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Did You Know?: The GAS CAN GANG is the primary cause for 90% of the cases of premature untuckulation in Lower Wisconsin.

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« Reply #1547 on: August 26, 2008, 09:40:20 AM »
I think that guy was confused.  Drum rolls are for firing squads, executions, marching bands....that sort of thing.  If you want to send a message, you use a club and can of spray paint.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1548 on: August 26, 2008, 09:41:33 AM »
Quote from: DPappy on August 26, 2008, 09:40:20 AM
I think that guy was confused.  Drum rolls are for firing squads, executions, marching bands....that sort of thing.  If you want to send a message, you use a club and can of spray paint.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1549 on: August 26, 2008, 09:51:52 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 26, 2008, 09:36:18 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 26, 2008, 09:05:52 AM
Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Or "The Ass-house Gang".
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1550 on: August 26, 2008, 10:12:32 AM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 26, 2008, 09:39:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 26, 2008, 09:36:18 AM
Quote from: Dave B on August 26, 2008, 09:05:52 AM
Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Did You Know?: The GAS CAN GANG is the primary cause for 90% of the cases of premature untuckulation in Lower Wisconsin.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1551 on: August 27, 2008, 04:15:52 PM »
Interesting situation with Pittsburgh's first pick.  I like the way they drag the Royals into this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-pirates-alvarez&prov=ap&type=lgns

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1552 on: August 27, 2008, 04:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on August 27, 2008, 04:15:52 PM
Interesting situation with Pittsburgh's first pick.  I like the way they drag the Royals into this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-pirates-alvarez&prov=ap&type=lgns

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« Reply #1553 on: August 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM »
The bullpen and defense of the Brewers were once again excellent tonight in Saint Louis.

And in excellent, I mean that it was another clusterf***. I enjoyed it.
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« Reply #1554 on: August 27, 2008, 10:31:43 PM »
The Cards and Brewers were ready to kill each other.  Too bad they didn't.

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« Reply #1555 on: August 28, 2008, 01:37:08 AM »
Too bad that wasn't a three game set.  It'd be nice to see some players get tossed (and more).

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1556 on: August 28, 2008, 05:54:56 AM »
Quote from: BC on August 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
The bullpen and defense of the Brewers were once again excellent tonight in Saint Louis.

And in excellent, I mean that it was another clusterf***. I enjoyed it.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1557 on: August 28, 2008, 06:14:52 AM »
Quote from: Rob_Goldman on August 27, 2008, 10:31:43 PM
The Cards and Brewers were ready to kill each other.  Too bad they didn't.

Seems like I remember about the same time last year their pitchers waking up the slumbering Cards and provoking them into delivering an ass-pounding.

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« Reply #1558 on: August 28, 2008, 08:22:00 AM »
http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/st-louis-rallies-for-four-runs-in-eighth-inning-08-28-2008.html

QuoteCarlos Villanueva made the mistake Wednesday of forgetting the past.

With his celebratory, brash and then profane gesture after escaping a bases-loaded, seventh-inning jam, the Milwaukee Brewers reliever may have helped instigate a game-changing four-run rally by the Cardinals an inning later.

"I guess he did us a favor. He woke up a sleeping giant, obviously," said first baseman Albert Pujols.

QuoteRather than coolly walk to his dugout, Villanueva struck a flex pose that did not escape Pujols' notice. Villanueva further inflamed the situation, according to Pujols and several teammates, by pointing and screaming at the home dugout. Pujols quickly rose from a crouch in the on-deck circle and responded to Villanueva, who replied by cursing Pujols in Spanish.

The situation almost escalated further when catcher Yadier Molina heard Villanueva's comments to Pujols. Molina moved toward Villanueva but was intercepted.

The lesson in this is to not wake up Grandpa from his nap. He gets very cranky when someone does that.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1559 on: August 28, 2008, 08:42:24 AM »
So if Carlos Villanueva doesn't rock out with his cock out towards the Cardinals bench, they don't have the energy to rally from a 3-1 deficit in the eighth?  This kind of shit just makes my brain hurt.

Villanueva deserved a pounding for that bush league shit, but the reason the Brewers lost is because David Riske and Brian Shouse suck ass.  And they pitched the eighth.