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Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2009, 11:07:41 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 26, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

What about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

What can they smell?
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2009, 11:15:01 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 26, 2009, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 26, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

What about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

What can they smell?

The Robotic Richard Simmons.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2009, 11:27:54 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 26, 2009, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 26, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

What about dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

What can they smell?

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2009, 01:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Bonk on January 26, 2009, 09:17:24 AM
I looked through the entire link and did a search and still can't find out what the fuck ZORP is supposed to stand for.

I'm with you guys on the statfags. A friend of a friend of mine claims he can manage a baseball team better than an MLB manager using just Sabremetrics. Then again, he's a Reds fan, so he probably could do a better job than Dustfuck.

Sabremetrics stats are mildly interesting to evaluate for people that realize they're just tools, not a way for computer geeks who've never played baseball to claim they're baseball experts because they wrote a few formulas in an Excel spreadsheet.

Those faggots don't know SHIT about baseball, Bonk, because they've never lathered it up with AXE, helped each other tape up their ankles after applying soothing lotion, pushed against each other to stretch their thighs and hammy's, and stormed the field ready to TAKE IT ALL THE WAY! they've never jumped up and down on the mound, rolled around together in the grass, sprayed each other with hot sticky champagne and kegged it up all night to celebrate the third straight southeast county third district regional semifinal championship. THEY DON'T KNOW FUCK ABOUT BASEBALL, THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS! Zorp can't replace the the smell of dirt caked on your hands as you make little clouds from smacking each others asses in celebration. Zorp can't replace what makes the game HUMAN.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #79 on: February 06, 2009, 09:09:05 AM »
Not surprising that the latte-sipping elitists in Hollyweird would make a movie about buttchugging stat sodomites.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117999601.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2009, 09:43:09 AM »
Quote from: RV on February 06, 2009, 09:09:05 AM
Not surprising that the latte-sipping elitists in Hollyweird would make a movie about buttchugging stat sodomites.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117999601.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

There is no part of that movie that looks good.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2009, 11:24:10 AM »
Seriously, who could read that book and think "movie"?
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #82 on: February 06, 2009, 11:24:30 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on February 06, 2009, 11:24:10 AM
Seriously, who could read that book and think "movie"?

Not even me.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #83 on: February 06, 2009, 11:27:06 AM »
I loved that book and still cannot for the life of me see how it would make a movie.

Crazy '08, on the other hand...
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #84 on: February 06, 2009, 11:48:55 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on February 06, 2009, 11:24:10 AM
Seriously, who could read that book and think "movie"?

Wouldn't "Game of Shadows" be a better movie?

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2009, 11:59:41 AM »
Maybe it's only loosely based on the book.

Like Adaptation.

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Maybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

(Like that show NUMB3RS, with that one dude from Northern Exposure and that other dude from 10 Things I Hate About You.)
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2009, 12:09:07 PM »
Quote from: Tank on February 06, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.
I now hate you.

QuoteMaybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

Okay, you've won me back.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2009, 12:24:32 PM »
Has Weeb's sources confirmed whether or not Gally makes an appearance?

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #88 on: February 06, 2009, 01:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Tank on February 06, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
Maybe it's only loosely based on the book.

Like Adaptation.

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Maybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

(Like that show NUMB3RS, with that one dude from Northern Exposure and that other dude from 10 Things I Hate About You.)

And that Indian chick is just cute as hell. Almost makes me want to watch that show with the old dude who was on Taxi.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #89 on: February 06, 2009, 01:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 06, 2009, 01:00:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 06, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
Maybe it's only loosely based on the book.

Like Adaptation.

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Maybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

(Like that show NUMB3RS, with that one dude from Northern Exposure and that other dude from 10 Things I Hate About You.)

And that Indian chick is just cute as hell. Almost makes me want to watch that show with the old dude who was on Taxi.

Wait... The guy from Dear John is on that show, too?

And the Indian–German chick who played the Mexican broad on The O.C.?
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser