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Slaky

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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #210 on: April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #211 on: April 07, 2009, 03:18:30 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

I forgot about that. The Sosa era seems like it was a million years ago.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #212 on: April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #213 on: April 07, 2009, 03:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

I read it and I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #214 on: April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

He's practically already ahead of the 3 other Fontenots that have cashed a check playing a sport in this town.

Ray and Albert definitely.  

He has to do a little more to pass Jerry, methinks.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #215 on: April 07, 2009, 03:26:59 PM »
Quote from: MAD on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

He's practically already ahead of the 3 other Fontenots that have cashed a check playing a sport in this town.

Ray and Albert definitely.  

He has to do a little more to pass Jerry, methinks.

Jerry wasn't bad. He did alright considering he had big shoes to fill.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #216 on: April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #217 on: April 07, 2009, 03:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #218 on: April 07, 2009, 04:13:34 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #219 on: April 07, 2009, 05:26:18 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 07, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.
You sayin' we're not workin'?
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #220 on: April 07, 2009, 05:37:47 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 07, 2009, 01:44:20 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 07, 2009, 01:36:48 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 07, 2009, 01:18:57 PM
Quote from: Lukester on April 07, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.
I'm not saying he sucks,  and I'm not saying he's good.    All I'm saying is that Cesar Izturis jacked a homerun last night,  and has never been turned away from riding a roller coaster at six flags.     

Fontenot is 5'8" and Izturis is 5'9".  Fontenot has 12 career HRs in three MLB seasons and Izturis has 12 HRs in eight.  Mike Fontenot has never performed a reacharound on a teammate.  Advantage:  Fontenot.

Neither has Izturis.  That was definitely a reachUNDER.

If we want to get really technical, that was a reachUNDER with full cuppage and and massage.  Feh...semantics.

It looked more like a reach in to me.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #221 on: April 07, 2009, 10:43:21 PM »
God, I fucking HATE the Astros.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #222 on: April 07, 2009, 10:45:14 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2009, 10:43:21 PM
God, I fucking HATE the Astros.

No shit. I've been sitting here for the last 20 minutes sulking because of that shitty ending. Three turdlet ground balls and they lose. Goddamn Neal Cotts almost had me fooled. I'll never let that happen again.
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #223 on: April 07, 2009, 10:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 07, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

Don't forget "Regretful".
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Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
« Reply #224 on: April 07, 2009, 10:57:32 PM »
Quote from: CT III on April 07, 2009, 10:54:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 07, 2009, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 07, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 01:02:23 PM
So do you guys hate Mike Fontenot or just think he kinda sucks? I dig him. In a very gay way.

I've been ghey for Fontenot for awhile.  He's like Theriot only good.

It still strikes me as very cool that the Cubs got him for Sosa.

Which means they REALLY got him for Jorge/George Bell.

Check out his page sponsor.  http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fontemi01.shtml

How lazy is this - I want to see it, but you didn't make it a hyperlink. So I'm not fucking going.

That's pretty lazy.

It's even lazier than responding to this post and not fixing the issue.

We've got "lazy" and "surly" covered now...

Let's get Gil in here and make this Teamsters local official.

Don't forget "Regretful".

So, I can stretch with you guys, right?
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