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Quote from: BC on June 13, 2009, 03:43:24 PM
I second the motion that this team score some fucking runs.

How many games back?

How many games back?

How many games back?

How many games back?

How many games back?

That ain't working for me today, the game sure did piss me off.

Quote from: Ivy6 on June 13, 2009, 11:38:39 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 13, 2009, 12:30:00 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 12, 2009, 01:37:17 PM
I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

A stark contrast to the press release Sherman regurgitated earlier this week..

Yup.

Quote from: Wheezer on June 13, 2009, 11:38:18 PM

Quote from: Ivy6 on June 13, 2009, 11:38:39 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 13, 2009, 12:30:00 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 12, 2009, 01:37:17 PM
I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

A stark contrast to the press release Sherman regurgitated earlier this week..

Yup.

Someone please tell me Chicagosportswebio is underwritten by Lenny Dykstra.

Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-14-cubs-brite-chicago-jun14,0,164638.story

QuoteDown to four extra position players, one of them the backup catcher, Cubs manager Lou Piniella said Carlos Zambrano would be an early-inning pinch-hitter.

Piniella was left with little choice Saturday after infielder Bobby Scales was sent back to Triple-A Iowa to make room for starting pitcher Rich Harden, leaving the Cubs with an almost-unheard-of 13 pitchers

This is fucking ridiculous.

Time to get rid of David Patton already.

Quote from: CT III on June 14, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

Was he the sax player for Wild Cherry?

Quote from: Wheezer on June 14, 2009, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 14, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

Was he the sax player for Wild Cherry?

Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

Quote from: Weebs on June 14, 2009, 12:27:50 PM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 14, 2009, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 14, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

Was he the sax player for Wild Cherry?

Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

When their contracts come up?

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 14, 2009, 12:40:17 PM

Quote from: Weebs on June 14, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

When their contracts come up?

You know, this stuff almost fits the meter.

Quote from: Wheezer on June 14, 2009, 12:48:36 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 14, 2009, 12:40:17 PM

Quote from: Weebs on June 14, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

When their contracts come up?

You know, this stuff almost fits the meter.

Wheezer, do you have a Facebook or Twitter page? Hell, even a blog you rarely update? Cuz I'd like to know what you're thinking like every single second, or failing that, have some long form of insanity to wonder about for about 15 minutes every month.

Quote from: Weebs on June 14, 2009, 12:27:50 PM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 14, 2009, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 14, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

Was he the sax player for Wild Cherry?

Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

You're right. A front office guy telling at a bunch of major league players to "nut up" has a 90% success rate of producing offensive results. Does it work when you do that on the Xbox?

I do agree that making Perry the scapegoat for these buttchuggers is pretty ridiculous.

Quote from: RV on June 14, 2009, 01:31:14 PM

Quote from: Weebs on June 14, 2009, 12:27:50 PM

Quote from: Wheezer on June 14, 2009, 11:50:16 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 14, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Per Hit and Ralph on the Score, Gerald Perry has been fired by Jim Hendry.

Von Joshua, c'mon down.

Was he the sax player for Wild Cherry?

Perry gets credit for turning the offense around last season, and now it's his fault they're not hitting?  When is it okay for Hendry to tell Soriano (for the last month), Theriot, Milton, Soto and Fontenot to nut up and hit the fucking ball?

You're right. A front office guy telling at a bunch of major league players to "nut up" has a 90% success rate of producing offensive results. Does it work when you do that on the Xbox?

I do agree that making Perry the scapegoat for these buttchuggers is pretty ridiculous.

On the Xbox, I'd just trade Theriot and Cotts for A-Rod.

Anyone thinking of just becoming a full time Twins fan?

Uh, cuz I'm not...

Quote from: Slak on June 14, 2009, 01:49:21 PM
Anyone thinking of just becoming a full time Twins fan?

Uh, cuz I'm not...

I've got my Twins hat.  I'm ready to invest in a Mauer jersey.

*high fives Kermit*