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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #660 on: October 25, 2009, 06:58:12 PM »
The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #661 on: October 25, 2009, 07:06:58 PM »
Quote from: R-V on October 25, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

They should have pulled him in the first quarter.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #662 on: October 25, 2009, 07:25:21 PM »
Quote from: R-V on October 25, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

If you thought they weren't getting any push before this game, well then sir. Well. Then.

Even Jesus H. Beekman wouldn't have saved this one.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #663 on: October 25, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 25, 2009, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 25, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

If you thought they weren't getting any push before this game, well then sir. Well. Then.

Even Jesus H. Beekman wouldn't have saved this one.

Seriously, Frostee Rucker was the DOOMbringer today.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #664 on: October 25, 2009, 07:44:29 PM »
Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton. 

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #665 on: October 25, 2009, 08:10:35 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on October 25, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton and Benson.


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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #666 on: October 25, 2009, 08:26:06 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 25, 2009, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: air2300 on October 25, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton and Benson.



Benson is at peace with himself. You have to be happy for him. He's so comfortable in his own skin. And how about that winning smile!

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #667 on: October 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM »
I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #668 on: October 25, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 25, 2009, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 25, 2009, 06:09:49 PM
Hey, at least they'll get a good first round pick this year...

Damn the Bears for trading for Cutler

Nah. But even when the do the right thing it bites them in the ass.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #669 on: October 25, 2009, 08:55:49 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on October 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

Me too. I'm as happy about this as I was about Dennis Eckersley cleaning himself up after he left the Cubs.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #670 on: October 25, 2009, 09:12:40 PM »
Do fans in other cities have to deal with this kind of shit as often as we do? I guess in Cincinnati they do. This was their Super Bowl. Hip hooray and fuck them.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #671 on: October 25, 2009, 09:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 25, 2009, 09:12:40 PM
Do fans in other cities have to deal with this kind of shit as often as we do? I guess in Cincinnati they do. This was their Super Bowl. Hip hooray and fuck them.

Pitchers and catchers report in five months so we've got that going for us.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #672 on: October 25, 2009, 09:42:17 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on October 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 
But you see, what you list are facts.  Facts don't mean shit when they get in the way of a good story. 

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #673 on: October 25, 2009, 10:11:51 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on October 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

He was blackballed dammit.  The Bears kept him out of the league for like 5 months.

Christ, the front office can't even blackball a guy effectively.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #674 on: October 25, 2009, 10:32:24 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 25, 2009, 10:11:51 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on October 25, 2009, 08:44:27 PM
I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

He was blackballed dammit.  The Bears kept him out of the league for like 5 months.

Christ, the front office can't even blackball a guy effectively.

That's because their interim coach gave the Bengals a favorable report on the kid. DOOOOOOM!!! FIRE LOVIE!!!
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