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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1365 on: January 13, 2010, 11:31:52 AM »
Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1366 on: January 13, 2010, 11:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on January 13, 2010, 11:23:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 13, 2010, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 13, 2010, 11:04:47 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 13, 2010, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 13, 2010, 07:58:19 AM
DPD, I guess. The Bears are supposedly looking at Ken Zampese, the QB coach for the Bengals, as a possible offensive coordinator. In case you were wondering, yes, he did work with Lovie in St. Louis. One rumor is that Martz recommended the Bears hire Zampese, meaning that Lovie's obviously figured out that Martz would be an unpopular hire, but he's determined to get that system for the Bears anyways since it won a Superbowl, once, ya know, just like the Tampa Two did, so it's got to be a good system. I hate this fucking team.

They'd be better off with Ernie Zampese.



I'd like to see them go after Lane Kiffin, Ken Zampese, Brian Schottenheimer, and Jim Mora Jr. and just call it the All Nepotism Team. 

Maybe George W. Bush and Paris Hilton too.

Brian Griese.

Joe Buck, Chip Caray, and tHom Brennaman can do the games.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1367 on: January 13, 2010, 11:46:21 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 13, 2010, 11:42:48 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on January 13, 2010, 11:23:12 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 13, 2010, 11:08:53 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 13, 2010, 11:04:47 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 13, 2010, 10:32:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 13, 2010, 07:58:19 AM
DPD, I guess. The Bears are supposedly looking at Ken Zampese, the QB coach for the Bengals, as a possible offensive coordinator. In case you were wondering, yes, he did work with Lovie in St. Louis. One rumor is that Martz recommended the Bears hire Zampese, meaning that Lovie's obviously figured out that Martz would be an unpopular hire, but he's determined to get that system for the Bears anyways since it won a Superbowl, once, ya know, just like the Tampa Two did, so it's got to be a good system. I hate this fucking team.

They'd be better off with Ernie Zampese.



I'd like to see them go after Lane Kiffin, Ken Zampese, Brian Schottenheimer, and Jim Mora Jr. and just call it the All Nepotism Team. 

Maybe George W. Bush and Paris Hilton too.

Brian Griese.

Joe Buck, Chip Caray, and tHom Brennaman can do the games.

Andy McPhail can be GM.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1368 on: January 13, 2010, 12:22:12 PM »
Quote from: BH on January 13, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1369 on: January 13, 2010, 12:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 13, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: BH on January 13, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

Nah, he just walks around in it barefooted blowing up stuff and pissing people off.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1370 on: January 13, 2010, 12:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 13, 2010, 12:42:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 13, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: BH on January 13, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

Nah, he just walks around in it barefooted blowing up stuff and pissing people off.

Hughie thinks this is all very arcane.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1371 on: January 14, 2010, 11:18:49 AM »
Intrepid Reader: BH

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ESPN's Adam Schefter reports former Bills interim coach Perry Fewell is "planning to accept" the Giants' defensive coordinator position over the Bears'.
It's a bit surprising, as Schefter reported earlier in the week that Fewell would accept the Bears' job if it was offered. Fewell's Cover-2 philosophy also would have been a much more natural fit with Lovie Smith, who already has the system in place. Fewell, one of best defensive backs coaches in the league, will be asked to fix the Giants' leaky secondary.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1372 on: January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM »
How does one qualify one as being one of the "best defensive back coaches in the league"?

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:



?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1373 on: January 14, 2010, 11:29:58 AM »
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1374 on: January 14, 2010, 11:32:25 AM »
Am I the only one who has no idea who that guy is?
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1375 on: January 14, 2010, 11:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.


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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1376 on: January 14, 2010, 11:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 14, 2010, 11:32:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1377 on: January 14, 2010, 11:39:52 AM »
At this point, Nothing's Shocking.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1378 on: January 14, 2010, 11:40:25 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:37:27 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 14, 2010, 11:32:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!

Hopefully the Bears will have someone within Three Days.

I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1379 on: January 14, 2010, 11:41:37 AM »
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:40:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:37:27 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on January 14, 2010, 11:32:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 14, 2010, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: MAD on January 14, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!

Hopefully the Bears will have someone within Three Days.



Hopefully we don't just hire the first guy comin' down the mountain.