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Bort

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1110 on: June 05, 2010, 11:27:48 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 05, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
Anybody else think it may be time to move Buff off the top line?  Brouwer's played well with Toews and Kane before, in pretty much that same role.  Move Brouwer to the first line, and skate Buff with Sharp and Hossa.  Depending on what Philly does, that'll either get Buff or Toews and Kane away from Pronger.

I thought everyone thinks that.

WELL WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE SAY IT?!?

Actually, I said to anyone who would listen during the first intermission last night.

Everyone on Twitter was also saying it. Well, they typed it. But it was a prevalent theme last night.

To be fair to CT, I didn't say that. But then again, I'm new to hockey and am still figuring out this "lines" concept. I'm wont to go with the Mob, however, so it must be done!

THI!

Get the torches.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1111 on: June 05, 2010, 11:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 05, 2010, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 05, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
Anybody else think it may be time to move Buff off the top line?  Brouwer's played well with Toews and Kane before, in pretty much that same role.  Move Brouwer to the first line, and skate Buff with Sharp and Hossa.  Depending on what Philly does, that'll either get Buff or Toews and Kane away from Pronger.

I thought everyone thinks that.

WELL WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE SAY IT?!?

Actually, I said to anyone who would listen during the first intermission last night.

Everyone on Twitter was also saying it. Well, they typed it. But it was a prevalent theme last night.

To be fair to CT, I didn't say that. But then again, I'm new to hockey and am still figuring out this "lines" concept. I'm wont to go with the Mob, however, so it must be done!

THI!

Get the torches.

Shouldn't you be out celebrating your birthday, old man?

Bort

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1112 on: June 05, 2010, 11:59:11 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:38:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 05, 2010, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 05, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
Anybody else think it may be time to move Buff off the top line?  Brouwer's played well with Toews and Kane before, in pretty much that same role.  Move Brouwer to the first line, and skate Buff with Sharp and Hossa.  Depending on what Philly does, that'll either get Buff or Toews and Kane away from Pronger.

I thought everyone thinks that.

WELL WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE SAY IT?!?

Actually, I said to anyone who would listen during the first intermission last night.

Everyone on Twitter was also saying it. Well, they typed it. But it was a prevalent theme last night.

To be fair to CT, I didn't say that. But then again, I'm new to hockey and am still figuring out this "lines" concept. I'm wont to go with the Mob, however, so it must be done!

THI!

Get the torches.

Shouldn't you be out celebrating your birthday, old man?

I'm too old for that sort of thing...
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1113 on: June 06, 2010, 12:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Bort on June 05, 2010, 11:59:11 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:38:21 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 05, 2010, 11:27:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 05, 2010, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 12:45:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
Anybody else think it may be time to move Buff off the top line?  Brouwer's played well with Toews and Kane before, in pretty much that same role.  Move Brouwer to the first line, and skate Buff with Sharp and Hossa.  Depending on what Philly does, that'll either get Buff or Toews and Kane away from Pronger.

I thought everyone thinks that.

WELL WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE SAY IT?!?

Actually, I said to anyone who would listen during the first intermission last night.

Everyone on Twitter was also saying it. Well, they typed it. But it was a prevalent theme last night.

To be fair to CT, I didn't say that. But then again, I'm new to hockey and am still figuring out this "lines" concept. I'm wont to go with the Mob, however, so it must be done!

THI!

Get the torches.

Shouldn't you be out celebrating your birthday, old man?

I'm too old for that sort of thing...

You win this round, Bort, but I'll be back...

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1114 on: June 06, 2010, 09:54:12 PM »
1.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1115 on: June 06, 2010, 09:59:16 PM »
Prior and Wood are going in games six and seven. This thing is over.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1116 on: June 06, 2010, 10:01:02 PM »
And. then. there. was. one.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1117 on: June 06, 2010, 11:02:43 PM »
And now we've got to wait 3 days?  Shit.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1118 on: June 06, 2010, 11:04:08 PM »
Also, am I alone in thinking "SHEER LARCENY BY NIEMI!" was the best call of the night?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1119 on: June 06, 2010, 11:32:54 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 06, 2010, 11:02:43 PM
And now we've got to wait 3 days?  Shit.

2 and a half, but yeah, still pretty annoying.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1120 on: June 07, 2010, 07:16:41 AM »
How many wins do the Hawks need?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1121 on: June 07, 2010, 08:01:17 AM »

The Hawks finally took the sticks out of their asses in the 3rd period Friday night. If they continue playing like the Chicago Blackhawks, the United Center has seen its last hockey until Autumn.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1122 on: June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM »
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1123 on: June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1124 on: June 07, 2010, 10:10:23 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.

He was -5 because power play goals don't count towards plus-minus.

And he was called for hooking. His cross-checking immunity remains in effect.
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