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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2017, 03:48:28 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2017, 02:38:43 PM
.698 OPS.

Nice.

Anyway, I wasn't referring, specifically, to your valid criticism of Heyward. I was more referring to you emoting all over the board yesterday.

Also, is it irony that Fork, the master of the blustery prognostication, is saying there's no way Harper is a Cub?
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2017, 04:12:23 PM »
Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2017, 04:45:36 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2017, 04:12:23 PM
Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2017, 10:56:45 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 04, 2017, 04:45:36 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2017, 04:12:23 PM
Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2017, 01:44:56 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2017, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 04, 2017, 04:45:36 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2017, 04:12:23 PM
Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?

Bullpen catcher.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2017, 08:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 05, 2017, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 04, 2017, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 04, 2017, 04:45:36 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2017, 04:12:23 PM
Fork is right. The only way Harper shows up here is if he and Bryant each take a "We really want to play on the same team and beat the hell out of the NL" discount. More than a few teams (Yankees, Dodgers, an Angel-esque team) will be more than happy to overpay him, and what's the marginal value of adding Harper at the expense of Rizzo and/or Bryant and payroll flexibility?

What you could do, I suppose, is operate under the assumption that Bryant/Boros have no desire to stay with the Cubs as fallout from the Cubs keeping Bryant in the minors in 2015 for the sake of another years' control. So under those circumstances it makes sense to pay 40 mildo a year to Harper who is represented by...Boros.

Who's Boros?

Bullpen catcher.

I swaw him with Natorsha.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2017, 10:08:44 PM »
Nice fuckin catch, shithead
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2017, 10:10:48 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2017, 10:08:44 PM
Nice fuckin catch, shithead

#HEYWARDFORSTANTONNOW #EPSTINKISTERRIBLE
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2017, 10:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 16, 2017, 10:10:48 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2017, 10:08:44 PM
Nice fuckin catch, shithead

#HEYWARDFORSTANTONNOW #EPSTINKISTERRIBLE

If he's gonna put up a fuckin .697 OPS than he'd better catch everything
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2017, 08:49:34 AM »
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2017, 10:08:44 PM
Nice fuckin catch, shithead

You swear a lot at baseball players
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2017, 09:03:17 AM »
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2017, 01:56:29 PM »
FYSKO
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2017, 01:58:51 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2017, 01:56:29 PM
FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2017, 02:00:46 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2017, 01:58:51 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2017, 01:56:29 PM
FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.

And we do for Heyward too!
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2017, 02:28:27 PM »
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 18, 2017, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 18, 2017, 01:58:51 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2017, 01:56:29 PM
FYSKO

For a routine ground ball to the 1st baseman when the pitcher forgot to cover the bag? We used to have standards for these things.

And we do for Heyward too!

Come on. The green font was so heavily implied my entire phone screen turned green.
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