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Slaky

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #645 on: January 18, 2011, 10:05:13 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
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Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Who is Tits McGee and what defense was she in need of?

Sarah Gigantor Spain.

And she's big enough to defend herself.

Did Andy make fun of her at some point?

Well, that's the funny part.  He really didn't.  Or, rather, he made fun of a group of people to which she happened to belong.

Let me put it in simple terms, Slak. 

This prompted this.

Wonder if they had been dating before that or if Internet chivalry sparked their love. Wait, no I'm not wondering that.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #646 on: January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
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Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)
M'lady.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #647 on: January 18, 2011, 10:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)

The important thing to remember is that this entire exchange cheapens everyone who participated in it. Myself included.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #648 on: January 18, 2011, 10:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 10:11:14 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Quote from: Night Man on January 18, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

Oh, you.  I keep trying to submit to them photoshops with clipped faces that are far too big for the bodies I put them on, but the reject them.  Course, I know you do it on purpose so nobody can make fun of your mad SKILZ. 

Me fail English?  That's unpossible!

I've been assured that nobody likes the douchebag grammarian.  (Altho', let's be accurate, it was a typo not a grammar error)

The important thing to remember is that this entire exchange cheapens everyone who participated in it. Myself included.

And who'd have thought that was still possible? 

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #649 on: January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM »
I hated high school.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #650 on: January 18, 2011, 11:26:31 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM
I hated high school.

Must've been tough trying to get laid under the bleachers during the Great Depression.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #651 on: January 19, 2011, 06:19:04 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on January 18, 2011, 11:26:31 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 18, 2011, 11:08:00 PM
I hated high school.

Must've been tough trying to get laid under the bleachers during the Great Depression.

Just how much time do you think Stew spent in high school?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #652 on: January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.



Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #653 on: January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.



Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #654 on: January 19, 2011, 09:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.



Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?

Paging CT.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #655 on: January 19, 2011, 09:33:15 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 19, 2011, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 19, 2011, 09:10:40 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 19, 2011, 04:05:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

Really?  Because I think this shirt is so hilarious, it should come with a built-in spit-take bib.



Ryan Dempster reads The Heckler.

Irony that Randy grew up a Cardinals fan?

Paging CT.

I'm going to allow this...

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #656 on: January 06, 2012, 11:20:37 AM »
Flannj wanted a formal invite to this year's Kitty O'Shea's hoodang, so consider this it...

Friday January 13th, 2012, from 8pm to fisticuffs.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #657 on: January 06, 2012, 11:25:32 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 11:20:37 AM
Flannj wanted a formal invite to this year's Kitty O'Shea's hoodang, so consider this it...

Friday January 13th, 2012, from 8pm to fisticuffs.

Crap, now I guess I *have* to go.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #658 on: January 10, 2012, 10:09:43 AM »
Who's in?
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #659 on: January 10, 2012, 10:33:26 AM »