Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[J. Walter Weatherman]

PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

[Quality Start Machine]

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.

[PenPho]

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.

Considering I'm friends with both you and Morph, I assume I can't lose either way.

[Bort]

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.

Considering I'm friends with both you and Morph, I assume I can't lose either way.

THI

[CT III]

PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

[PenPho]

PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

Michelle Bachmann would like to speak with you in tongues.

[Slaky]

PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

Yeah come on - plenty of fun. I've had many a laugh and will continue to have them.

I can't wait to see Paul Ryan declare himself AmeriPope.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also:

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

[Slaky]

Also:

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

[Bort]

Also:

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Now he's going to find the time you said "Thrill never gets old."

[Slaky]

Also:

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Now he's going to find the time you said "Thrill never gets old."

Goddamn wizards.

[Internet Apex]

Also:

I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Now he's going to find the time you said "Thrill never gets old."

Goddamn wizards.

I no rite?

[morpheus]

Credit where credit's due.



That's as good as it gets for accuracy.

[Quality Start Machine]

Credit where credit's due.



That's as good as it gets for accuracy.

I hope Silver spends his morning calling pundits to tell them to kiss 100% of his ass.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://xkcd.com/1131/