Bearbonnais 2012: Emstink is Wonderful.

[CT III]

Your camp update so far:

Brandon Marshall is Awesome

That's good!

Shea McClellin has been dominated at times in his first two practices against actual NFL players. ANGRY BEARS FANS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.

That's bad!

But he did get a sack in one drill!

That's good!

But Michael C. Wright thinks he's a disappointment.

That's...bad?

But Stephen Paea looks good!

That's good!

The frogurt is cursed.

That's bad.

Ah, I see the problem...somebody set Shea McClellin to "BAD".

[Internet Apex]

Per the Twittermachine, the Bears have brought back Rashied Davis. They (and I) missed his musk. #EmstinkIsWonderful

[SKO]

Per the Twittermachine, the Bears have brought back Rashied Davis. They (and I) missed his musk. #EmstinkIsWonderful

After Devin Thomas "retired." The important thing is they brought in someone who is likely to keep Sanzenfucker off the roster.

[Waco Kid]

Per the Twittermachine, the Bears have brought back Rashied Davis. They (and I) missed his musk. #EmstinkIsWonderful

After Devin Thomas "retired." The important thing is they brought in someone who is likely to keep Sanzenfucker off the roster.

Unfortunately, that someone is Rashied Davis. At this point, I'll take Sanzenfucker.

[Internet Apex]

Per the Twittermachine, the Bears have brought back Rashied Davis. They (and I) missed his musk. #EmstinkIsWonderful

After Devin Thomas "retired." The important thing is they brought in someone who is likely to keep Sanzenfucker off the roster.

Unfortunately, that someone is Rashied Davis. At this point, I'll take Sanzenfucker.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Since neither guy could catch AIDS in an African dick storm, why wouldn't you at least want the four-way special teams ace on your roster?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

[SKO]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

The game winner against the Vikings, the reception in OT to set up the game winning FG against Seattle in the playoffs. He's also a stellar fucking gunner. Sanzenfucker is short, slow, drops passes, and hasn't done anything noteworthy on special teams. That said, Cutler seems to like him, so he might make it simply because of that. Not sure why Cutler would handicap himself by insisting on a roster spot for a guy who drops as many passes as he catches, but maybe it's like Greg Maddux insisting that Paul Bako be his personal catcher.

[CT III]

Bears name J'Marcus Webb 2nd worst LT in the league.  Chris Williams takes the top spot.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2012/08/jmarcus_webb_and_gabe_carimi_w.html

[Internet Apex]

Bears name J'Marcus Webb 2nd worst LT in the league.  Chris Williams takes the top spot.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2012/08/jmarcus_webb_and_gabe_carimi_w.html

It's not the beginning of the end it's the end of the beginning or something Tice, schemes, something else, jew penises.

[Tony]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

The game winner against the Vikings, the reception in OT to set up the game winning FG against Seattle in the playoffs. He's also a stellar fucking gunner. Sanzenfucker is short, slow, drops passes, and hasn't done anything noteworthy on special teams. That said, Cutler seems to like him, so he might make it simply because of that. Not sure why Cutler would handicap himself by insisting on a roster spot for a guy who drops as many passes as he catches, but maybe it's like Greg Maddux insisting that Paul Bako be his personal catcher.

If those two catches were all Rashied Davis ever did it would be reason enough to love the guy.

This is kind of random.... I had a dream once where Davis was decapitated during a game. He was lying on the ground after a big hit and Peanut grabbed his hands to help him up, but when he did his head stayed on the ground. Just sitting there in the helmet. It was kind of a weird dream.

[Yeti]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

The game winner against the Vikings, the reception in OT to set up the game winning FG against Seattle in the playoffs. He's also a stellar fucking gunner. Sanzenfucker is short, slow, drops passes, and hasn't done anything noteworthy on special teams. That said, Cutler seems to like him, so he might make it simply because of that. Not sure why Cutler would handicap himself by insisting on a roster spot for a guy who drops as many passes as he catches, but maybe it's like Greg Maddux insisting that Paul Bako be his personal catcher.

If those two catches were all Rashied Davis ever did it would be reason enough to love the guy.

This is kind of random.... I had a dream once where Davis was decapitated during a game. He was lying on the ground after a big hit and Peanut grabbed his hands to help him up, but when he did his head stayed on the ground. Just sitting there in the helmet. It was kind of a weird dream.

Yea, but why would Peanut be helping him up

[morpheus]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

The game winner against the Vikings, the reception in OT to set up the game winning FG against Seattle in the playoffs. He's also a stellar fucking gunner. Sanzenfucker is short, slow, drops passes, and hasn't done anything noteworthy on special teams. That said, Cutler seems to like him, so he might make it simply because of that. Not sure why Cutler would handicap himself by insisting on a roster spot for a guy who drops as many passes as he catches, but maybe it's like Greg Maddux insisting that Paul Bako be his personal catcher.

If those two catches were all Rashied Davis ever did it would be reason enough to love the guy.

This is kind of random.... I had a dream once where Davis was decapitated during a game. He was lying on the ground after a big hit and Peanut grabbed his hands to help him up, but when he did his head stayed on the ground. Just sitting there in the helmet. It was kind of a weird dream.

Yea, but why would Peanut be helping him up

B/c he picked the wrong guy to cover?

[Tony]

Not for nothing--okay, maybe for nothing--but Rashied Davis will always be remembered fondly by me for making several big catches in the SUPA BOWE year.  I know he sucks but I can't quite rip on the guy either.

The game winner against the Vikings, the reception in OT to set up the game winning FG against Seattle in the playoffs. He's also a stellar fucking gunner. Sanzenfucker is short, slow, drops passes, and hasn't done anything noteworthy on special teams. That said, Cutler seems to like him, so he might make it simply because of that. Not sure why Cutler would handicap himself by insisting on a roster spot for a guy who drops as many passes as he catches, but maybe it's like Greg Maddux insisting that Paul Bako be his personal catcher.

If those two catches were all Rashied Davis ever did it would be reason enough to love the guy.

This is kind of random.... I had a dream once where Davis was decapitated during a game. He was lying on the ground after a big hit and Peanut grabbed his hands to help him up, but when he did his head stayed on the ground. Just sitting there in the helmet. It was kind of a weird dream.

Yea, but why would Peanut be helping him up

Because he's a nice guy.

[SKO]

Bears name J'Marcus Webb 2nd worst LT in the league.  Chris Williams takes the top spot.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2012/08/jmarcus_webb_and_gabe_carimi_w.html

It's not the beginning of the end it's the end of the beginning or something Tice, schemes, something else, jew penises.

That's probably still the right call. Chris Williams at this point is probably the less mistake-prone player, but J'Marcus still has a ton of talent. I'm not a big Webb defender, but if you want to make the most of this news, Webb's biggest issue is stupidity, not consistency. I've mentioned before that, while Pro Football Focus had him ranked low overall on the season, he was a solid run blocker and his pass blocking was average or above average in most of his games. Unfortunately, the games where he graded out poorly were utter fucking disasters like Detroit, KC, Denver, and Seattle. Understandably, the Bears are thinking that if he was a respectable tackle most of the time who merely fucked up tremendously when he was put in bad situations, you reduce the number of bad situations and hope all goes well from there. I still think they'll be able to patchwork their way through this season at LT and then make that their top offseason priority. If Carimi stays healthy they've got more than enough depth at the other four spots on the line to be a productive offense. You can hide a LT if you have to, especially if you're going to be running a decent amount of bootlegs with a right handed passer.

[Internet Apex]

Bears name J'Marcus Webb 2nd worst LT in the league.  Chris Williams takes the top spot.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/bears/2012/08/jmarcus_webb_and_gabe_carimi_w.html

It's not the beginning of the end it's the end of the beginning or something Tice, schemes, something else, jew penises.

That's probably still the right call. Chris Williams at this point is probably the less mistake-prone player, but J'Marcus still has a ton of talent. I'm not a big Webb defender, but if you want to make the most of this news, Webb's biggest issue is stupidity, not consistency. I've mentioned before that, while Pro Football Focus had him ranked low overall on the season, he was a solid run blocker and his pass blocking was average or above average in most of his games. Unfortunately, the games where he graded out poorly were utter fucking disasters like Detroit, KC, Denver, and Seattle. Understandably, the Bears are thinking that if he was a respectable tackle most of the time who merely fucked up tremendously when he was put in bad situations, you reduce the number of bad situations and hope all goes well from there. I still think they'll be able to patchwork their way through this season at LT and then make that their top offseason priority. If Carimi stays healthy they've got more than enough depth at the other four spots on the line to be a productive offense. You can hide a LT if you have to, especially if you're going to be running a decent amount of bootlegs with a right handed passer.

Yeah. That's what I said.