Aug 19, 2003 | Andy
Good news and bad news. The good news is that Augie Ojeda will be heading back to Iowa and his replacement is hitting .225 points higher than him. The bad news is that .225 points higher than Augie’s batting average is .225. Blecch. And so, Tony Womack joins the...
Aug 19, 2003 | Andy
Sometimes the Bears just want to be wanted. They’re like an aging actress who sits around the house all day staring at old photos of herself hoping that a director will call and give her a part. Sure, she can keep herself busy by boffing the pool boy, but that...
Aug 18, 2003 | Andy
…what’s the question? Well, the question could be: a) Name the player immortalized in John Rocker’s fateful Sports Illustrated feature as, “the fat monkey.” b) Name the player who was arrested for attacking a giant Italian Sausage during...
Aug 15, 2003 | Andy
Patience is a funny thing. It’s a virtue, or so they say. Good things come to those who wait. Blah, blah, blah. With the Cubs now a half game out of first place in the National League Central, the time for taking your time and waiting your turn is over. Al Davis...
Aug 14, 2003 | Andy
I’m off today and Karry was going to fill in and do the Dose, but the new FHM with Tara Reid and Heather Mitts arrived in the mail, and when you add that to the Maxim we got with Anna Kournikova and Kimberly Caldwell, and well, let’s just say the bathroom...
Aug 13, 2003 | Andy
Do you think the Astros are tired of seeing Carlos Zambrano yet? Three weeks ago he not only beat them, he hit a two-run homer to tie the game. Last night, he needed no such hitting exploits, because he let his right arm do all the work. Last night there would be no...
