Cubs Live! — Cubs at Marlins, 3:05 pm

Pitching matchups Cubs: Steve (Oh God, Why?) Trachsel 7-10, 4.74 ERA Marlins: Some Dude From Crystal Lake Who Should Throw the Game Because He Grew Up A Cubs’ Fan 9-15, 5.88 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf Dance Fever, ss Derrek Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b PonDeRosa, 2b...

Cubs Live! — Cubs at Marlins, 6:05pm

Pitching matchup Cubs: Marquis du Suc, 12-8, 4.35 ERA Marlins: Everybody Loves Raymond Barone 1-3, 5.30 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf Dance Fever, ss Derrek Lee, 1b Clifford, rf E-ramis, 3b PonDeRosa, 2b Jock, cf Captain Caveman, c Marquis du Suc, p Marlins Hanley Garage...

Cubs Live! Cubs at Marlins, 6:05 pm

Pitching matchup: Cubs: The Bull Moose 15-7, 3.78 ERA Fish: Dontrelle 9-15, 5.32 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf PonDeRosa, 2b Derrek Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Ginger, rf Geovany Soto, c Guh, cf Dance Fever, ss The Bull Moose, p Marlins Hanley Garage Door, ss Uggggla, 2b Felix...

You can practically smell it

One-hundred fifty six games are in the books, and not only are the Cubs still alive, they are standing atop the division with a size 12 cleat on the throats of the Milwaukee Brewers. So we’re confident and comfortable and ready to roll into the playoffs with...

Cubs Live! — Pissburgh at Cubs, 1:20 pm

Pitching matchup Pissburgh: Paul Maholm 10-15, 4.67 ERA Cubs: Marquis du Suc 12-8, 4.07 ERA Lineups Pissburgh Haven’t posted it yet. Sneaky bastards. Cubs Al, lf PonDeRosa, 2b Derrek Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Ginger, rf Hernando de Soto, c Craig Monroe, cf Dance...

You’ve got to focus (because the TV screen is tiny)

Eleven days. Nine games. There’s not enough Milk of Magnesia in the world. But we’ve made it this far, what’s an aneurysm or two among friends? You know it’s been a wild and rocky ride when the FANS were looking forward to a much-deserved day...