Sep 10, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup Bathub Meth Brewery: Joel Pinata 5-3, 4.28 ERA Cubs: The Bull Moose 14-7, 3.85 ERA Lineups Shitbirds Some asshole who tucks his ears into his hat, 3b The 33 year old Jap who looks like a nine year old, lf The “27” year old slugger with the...
Sep 10, 2007 | Andy
It’s time to play the old game of, “If I told you…” The Cubs, in their present state (disarray) are a prime example of that. If I told you, back in the spring, that with 20 games to go, the Cubs would be within one game of first place, have all...
Sep 7, 2007 | Andy
The happy, gutty little Rick Ankiel comeback story rode off the rails yesterday, despite his two homer, seven-RBI performance in a win over Pissburgh. The New York Daily News reported that Ankiel recieved a year-long supply of Human Growth Hormone from a Florida...
Sep 6, 2007 | Andy
 Pitching matchup Dodgers: Derek Lowe 11-12, 3.78 ERA Cubs: Marquis du Suc 11-8, 4.20 ERA Lineups Dodgers Furcal Matter, ss Slappy, cf Shawn Kemp’s oldest illegitimate son, rf HGH Gonzalez, lf Russ Martin, c Jim Loney, 1b Andy LaRoche, 3b Tony Abreu, 2b...
Sep 5, 2007 | Andy
So let’s get this straight. The Cubs’ ace pitcher, a guy who jumps off the mound after strikeouts, shoots his mouth off in the media, and has but one stretch (4-0, 1.01 ERA in September 2004) in his entire career when he’s shown he can come up big in...
Aug 31, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup Astros: Magic Wandy 7-12, 4.67 ERA Cubs: Sean Marshall 7-6, 4.04 ERA Cubs lineup Dance Fever, ss PonDeRosa, 2b MV Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Keystone, rf Ginger, lf Hank White, c Jock, cf Sean Marshall,...
