Sep 19, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup Reds: Somebody Shearn 3-0, 4.15 ERA Cubs: The Bull Moose 15-7, 3.82 ERA Lineups Reds On the Hopper, cf Jeff Keppinger, ss Griffey the Younger, rf Brandon Phillips, 2b VORP Donkey, 1b Eddie Encarnacion, 3b Joey Votto, 1b Dave Ross, c Tom Shearn, p Cubs...
Sep 18, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Lemon Harang 15-4, 3.65 ERA Carlos Zambrano 16-12, 4.14 ERA Lineups Reds On the Hopper, cf Jeff Keppinger, ss Griffey the Younger, rf Brandon Phillips, 2b VORP Donkey, lf Eddie Encarnacion, 3b Joe E. Votto, 1b Tubby Valentin, c Lemon Harang, p...
Sep 17, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Reds: Fabio Arroyo 9-14, 4.31 ERA Cubs: Dick Mountain 9-8, 3.81 ERA Lineups Reds Norris “Smells like I’m sitting on the” Hopper, cf Jeff Keppinger, ss Griffey the Younger, rf Brandon Phillips, 2b VORP, lf Eddie Encarnacion, 3b...
Sep 17, 2007 | Andy
I’m not going to pretend I was ever any good at math.  But at an early age I learned how to calculate a baseball team’s magic number (sometime around September 1984) and in the year’s since it’s been like second nature to pick the day the...
Sep 13, 2007 | Andy
Just when you think it’s safe to abandon all hope, let the bitterness crust up on you like Carol Marin’s pancake makeup and pack it in for the winter, the Cubs do this to us. We know better. We’ve seen this movie. It ends pretty well. If...
Sep 10, 2007 | Andy
Pitching matchup Bathub Meth Brewery: Joel Pinata 5-3, 4.28 ERA Cubs: The Bull Moose 14-7, 3.85 ERA Lineups Shitbirds Some asshole who tucks his ears into his hat, 3b The 33 year old Jap who looks like a nine year old, lf The “27” year old slugger with the...
