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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2011, 06:28:25 PM »
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made.  Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time?  Does such a room exist? 

Tebow is a winner, Hanie is not.  Simple as that. 
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2011, 06:31:45 PM »
Hanie didn't fumble that ball or run out of bounds, but, yeah, he's still pretty terrible.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2011, 06:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:28:25 PM
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made.  Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time?  Does such a room exist? 

Tebow is a winner is wasting this run of good luck by not throwing dice in Vegas, Hanie is not.  Simple as that. 
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Here, let me help you with that.  By posting "X is a winner...simple as that" you easily sunk to a low lower than any of BC's posts.

Tebow's expected win rate of his 6-1 streak is still less than 2 games.  Everything outside of his control has broken right for him.  The joke will be on Denver or whoever they trade him to when he regresses crashes back to his mean.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2011, 06:44:23 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 11, 2011, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:28:25 PM
The only thing worse than that game was every single post that BC and SKO made.  Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together at the same time?  Does such a room exist? 

Tebow is a winner is wasting this run of good luck by not throwing dice in Vegas, Hanie is not.  Simple as that. 
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Here, let me help you with that.  By posting "X is a winner...simple as that" you easily sunk to a low lower than any of BC's posts.

Tebow's expected win rate of his 6-1 streak is still less than 2 games.  Everything outside of his control has broken right for him.  The joke will be on Denver or whoever they trade him to when he regresses crashes back to his mean.

That's loser talk
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2011, 06:47:10 PM »
Fuck these gutless fucking fucks who are also fucking assholes.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2011, 06:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 11, 2011, 06:44:23 PM
That's loser talk

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2011, 06:53:02 PM »
Didn't get the game here but the last thing I heard was the Bears recovered the on-side kick and Denver was out of time outs. I go out to take care of some Christmas stuff thinking the Bears won. Come back and read this thread. I'm a little late to the party but I'd like to add:

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2011, 07:44:24 PM »
That Christmas Day matchup with the Packers keeps looking better and better.

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2011, 07:47:30 PM »
The franchise QB went down after his best game of the season. The next week they lost when their back up QB misunderstood the spike rule. They lost a game on a Hail Mary when their safety knocked an INT out of his own teammates hands and into the opposition, after losing their RB who was leading the league in yards from scrimmage.They blew a ten point lead by playing soft coverage against a QB who can't throw. Their backup runningback, who has been injury prone his entire career thanks to the hardnosed, contact-inducing running style that he loves, skirts out of bounds to stop the clock when two more snaps would have ended the game. That same runningback makes a great catch to set up a potential game winning field goal and then fumbles. Tim Tebow is 7-1 as a starter. To all of the nonbelievers in this collective, I think you must agree that there is a deity controlling this universe. He is Old Testament God ( I guess Chuck, for once, is right?) and he fucking hates all of us.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM »
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2011, 07:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one

Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2011, 08:08:55 PM »
Thwack. Thwack. Thwack. . .
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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #58 on: December 11, 2011, 08:10:09 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one

Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.

But Random Task on the other hand...

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Re: Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)
« Reply #59 on: December 11, 2011, 09:09:48 PM »
Quote from: CT III on December 11, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 11, 2011, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 11, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
No, there is no God... Still.... Since day one

Believe me, that one's occurred to me. But I have a hard time believing random chance could be this cruel.

But Random Task on the other hand...

Who throws a shoe!?