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BH

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #105 on: April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #106 on: April 27, 2009, 11:02:36 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

After you purchase Desipio Premium.
TIME TO POST!

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Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #107 on: April 27, 2009, 11:24:36 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #108 on: April 27, 2009, 12:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: BH on April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #109 on: April 27, 2009, 12:53:45 PM »
Quote from: Tenk on April 27, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: BH on April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

I will strike you the fuck out and wrestle you to the dirt like a taut pre-teen boy, you cotton-picking hick faggot.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

morpheus

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #110 on: April 28, 2009, 08:53:29 AM »
Don't miss the exchange in the comments between one of our own and the editor-in-chief.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/are-we-as-good-as-the-cardinals/#comments

QuoteAnd finally, you stupid fuck... I'll tell you the same thing I tell all the dumbfuck statfucks at ACB... you read every fucking word of this blog because it's the best. It's the best for knowing what wins baseball games AND it's the most entertaining, period. I write it, you read it. You love reading it.

But, do you think I'd ever read a fucking word of any bullshit you'd write about baseball? Hell fuck no you little fucking piece of shit. There's the proof, the discrepancy in talent.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #111 on: April 28, 2009, 09:01:35 AM »
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 12:53:45 PM
Quote from: Tenk on April 27, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: BH on April 27, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 27, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

QuoteOh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

I will strike you the fuck out and wrestle you to the dirt like a taut pre-teen boy, you cotton-picking hick faggot.

Wait - who's the real Tank, now?  I'm confused.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #112 on: April 28, 2009, 09:13:05 AM »
I don't know either!
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #113 on: April 28, 2009, 09:23:37 AM »
QuoteHerein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

Oleg

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #114 on: April 28, 2009, 09:47:25 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 28, 2009, 09:23:37 AM
QuoteHerein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

I don't think they know that dude at all.  (Did I do that right?)

Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #115 on: April 28, 2009, 09:48:18 AM »
Quote from: Tenk on April 27, 2009, 12:47:57 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 11:24:36 AM
But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

Quote from: Tonk on April 28, 2009, 09:01:35 AM
Wait - who's the real Tank, now?  I'm confused.

Quote from: Taank on April 28, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
I don't know either!

THERE ARE TOO MANY TANKS ON THIS FIELD!
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #116 on: April 28, 2009, 10:12:58 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 28, 2009, 09:23:37 AM
QuoteHerein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

How can you "predict excellence" on his blog without the use of statfaggotry to demonstrate past excellence?
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morpheus

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2009, 10:38:02 AM »
It's my understanding that this guy has tried to get a login to this messageboard but never got a response.  Let me be the first to say that I hope this administrative error gets corrected.  Andy?
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2009, 11:19:12 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 01, 2009, 10:38:02 AM
It's my understanding that this guy has tried to get a login to this messageboard but never got a response.  Let me be the first to say that I hope this administrative error gets corrected.  Andy?

Indeed he did...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6591.msg165259#msg165259
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #119 on: May 20, 2009, 07:47:20 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.