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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #165 on: June 10, 2009, 01:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

More like the difference between getting teabagged and getting Arabian Goggles.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #166 on: June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work in factories.

The other big difference is Indiana's lack of urban youth, except for Apex.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #167 on: June 11, 2009, 07:22:25 AM »
Quote from: Slak on June 10, 2009, 12:46:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2009, 07:56:27 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 10, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
Quote from: thehawk on June 09, 2009, 11:31:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 09, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: thehawk on June 09, 2009, 11:11:52 AM
I actually thought those were the words of Paul, nicely done.

They were, minus a small change in the first sentence.

Here's the original link, and all of the ensuing carnage:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2974.msg45773#msg45773


Hard to beleive that it was almost 3 years ago. I miss Paul sometimes, he brought a particularly compelling form of da crazy.

QuoteThe best trolls are usually better for having trolled.

Something about this line... It just never gets old. Every time I read that paragraph I get a little excited because I know it's going to come up. God what crack muncher that dude is.


Those fucking Hoosiers.

Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana meant for habitation.



FTFY



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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #168 on: June 11, 2009, 07:32:44 AM »
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indianais used to be full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that worked in factories.



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As for Urban Youths, Indianapolis is lousy with them, so I don't understand your other comment. I actually took a self-guided tour of Whiting, East Chicago, Gary and Hobart two weeks ago in search of a place to shoot an MFA film with some TPex's classmates. It was sad. Not to rip on it too bad because it's nobody's fault but the industrial economy that built and allowed those towns to subsist is deader than Jimmy Hoffa. I'm telling you that is straight-up poverty and misery languishing in the great wide open down there. The word for today is: Blight.

A little reminder about the town and economy from whence Internet Apex sprung:

http://www.manta.com/company/mmcbtz6


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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #169 on: June 11, 2009, 10:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 11, 2009, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indianais used to be full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that worked in factories.



Ghost Town'd

As for Urban Youths, Indianapolis is lousy with them, so I don't understand your other comment. I actually took a self-guided tour of Whiting, East Chicago, Gary and Hobart two weeks ago in search of a place to shoot an MFA film with some TPex's classmates. It was sad. Not to rip on it too bad because it's nobody's fault but the industrial economy that built and allowed those towns to subsist is deader than Jimmy Hoffa. I'm telling you that is straight-up poverty and misery languishing in the great wide open down there. The word for today is: Blight.

A little reminder about the town and economy from whence Internet Apex sprung:

http://www.manta.com/company/mmcbtz6




All that poverty and misery are sure to produce great art though. I hear there's writer in Hobart that compares favorably with some of the all time greats.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #170 on: June 11, 2009, 12:54:34 PM »
A few years ago he was on a trajectory to far exceed the works of Hunter S. Thompson. I'm sure he's got Tom Wolfe in his sights by now. I can't wait for the Anthology.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #171 on: June 11, 2009, 01:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 11, 2009, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indianais used to be full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that worked in factories.



Ghost Town'd

As for Urban Youths, Indianapolis is lousy with them, so I don't understand your other comment. I actually took a self-guided tour of Whiting, East Chicago, Gary and Hobart two weeks ago in search of a place to shoot an MFA film with some TPex's classmates. It was sad. Not to rip on it too bad because it's nobody's fault but the industrial economy that built and allowed those towns to subsist is deader than Jimmy Hoffa. I'm telling you that is straight-up poverty and misery languishing in the great wide open down there. The word for today is: Blight.

A little reminder about the town and economy from whence Internet Apex sprung:

http://www.manta.com/company/mmcbtz6




Whiting's not so bad. It's an enclave sort of sealed off from Hammond and Gary, thanks to the BP Refinery. Of course, they'll never get that refinery upgraded, it will eventually close, Whiting will be just as empty and blighted as Gary and we'll buy all our gas from Canada.*


* Unless you're getting federal funds, in which case your gas will come from the Gulf Coast.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #172 on: June 11, 2009, 03:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 11, 2009, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 11, 2009, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indianais used to be full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that worked in factories.



Ghost Town'd

As for Urban Youths, Indianapolis is lousy with them, so I don't understand your other comment. I actually took a self-guided tour of Whiting, East Chicago, Gary and Hobart two weeks ago in search of a place to shoot an MFA film with some TPex's classmates. It was sad. Not to rip on it too bad because it's nobody's fault but the industrial economy that built and allowed those towns to subsist is deader than Jimmy Hoffa. I'm telling you that is straight-up poverty and misery languishing in the great wide open down there. The word for today is: Blight.

A little reminder about the town and economy from whence Internet Apex sprung:

http://www.manta.com/company/mmcbtz6




Whiting's not so bad. It's an enclave sort of sealed off from Hammond and Gary, thanks to the BP Refinery. Of course, they'll never get that refinery upgraded, it will eventually close, Whiting will be just as empty and blighted as Gary and we'll buy all our gas from Canada.*


* Unless you're getting federal funds, in which case your gas will come from the Gulf Coast.

I agree that Whiting was a bit nicer than the rest of the NWI and South Side Chicago 'hoods I visited. It didn't look nearly as bad as it smelled. So there's that.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #173 on: June 11, 2009, 03:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 11, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 11, 2009, 01:02:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 11, 2009, 07:32:44 AM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Jon on June 10, 2009, 12:49:45 PM
Quote from: butthead on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Everyone knows Northwest Indiana is not really Indiana.

That's what I keep telling people.

So they're two distinct and discrete kinds of suck, then?

Oh yeah. Indiana is full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that work on farms. NW Indianais used to be full of racist, ignorant, closed-minded people that worked in factories.



Ghost Town'd

As for Urban Youths, Indianapolis is lousy with them, so I don't understand your other comment. I actually took a self-guided tour of Whiting, East Chicago, Gary and Hobart two weeks ago in search of a place to shoot an MFA film with some TPex's classmates. It was sad. Not to rip on it too bad because it's nobody's fault but the industrial economy that built and allowed those towns to subsist is deader than Jimmy Hoffa. I'm telling you that is straight-up poverty and misery languishing in the great wide open down there. The word for today is: Blight.

A little reminder about the town and economy from whence Internet Apex sprung:

http://www.manta.com/company/mmcbtz6




Whiting's not so bad. It's an enclave sort of sealed off from Hammond and Gary, thanks to the BP Refinery. Of course, they'll never get that refinery upgraded, it will eventually close, Whiting will be just as empty and blighted as Gary and we'll buy all our gas from Canada.*


* Unless you're getting federal funds, in which case your gas will come from the Gulf Coast.

I agree that Whiting was a bit nicer than the rest of the NWI and South Side Chicago 'hoods I visited. It didn't look nearly as bad as it smelled. So there's that.

There's also Pierogyi Fest.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #174 on: June 12, 2009, 09:24:21 AM »
The best damn hetero blog on the internet answers his critics. (in third person, natch)

QuoteMike has absolutely no problem with it if a gay dude is flirting with him. Doesn't make Mike the least bit uncomfortable.

Mike can name at least 8 gay people in two seconds... that are dear friends of his... in real life.

QuoteMike has absolutely no problem acknowledging when a man is attractive. For all the stupid conversations about Mark DeRosa this year, Mike has no problem acknowledging that he is one handsome bastard. You can tell that Lou Piniella was very handsome as a younger man.

QuoteMike has never had interest in having sex with a man. Mike has been horny as fuck for women since age 5 or so and it's never gone away. If Mike were interested in sex with a man, he'd have had it by now... hundreds of times. Mike's been in conversations with gay friends where they talk about shit the white moral police would never know about. How gay dudes can experience throat pain from too many fucking blow jobs. Most get rectal exams from doctors from time to time.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #175 on: June 12, 2009, 09:49:17 AM »
Quote from: RV on June 12, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
The best damn hetero blog on the internet answers his critics. (in third person, natch)

QuoteMike has absolutely no problem with it if a gay dude is flirting with him. Doesn't make Mike the least bit uncomfortable.

Mike can name at least 8 gay people in two seconds... that are dear friends of his... in real life.

QuoteMike has absolutely no problem acknowledging when a man is attractive. For all the stupid conversations about Mark DeRosa this year, Mike has no problem acknowledging that he is one handsome bastard. You can tell that Lou Piniella was very handsome as a younger man.

QuoteMike has never had interest in having sex with a man. Mike has been horny as fuck for women since age 5 or so and it's never gone away. If Mike were interested in sex with a man, he'd have had it by now... hundreds of times. Mike's been in conversations with gay friends where they talk about shit the white moral police would never know about. How gay dudes can experience throat pain from too many fucking blow jobs. Most get rectal exams from doctors from time to time.

Mike could take a bigger cock, dry, at age 5 than any of you pussy ass faggots ever could with a handful of muscle relaxants and a bottle of 10W-30.

It takes your mother 9 months to take a shit.

By which I mean to suggest: you are her fecal matter. She evacuated you from her colon. After extracting water from you, you passed through her rectum and were stored in her rectal ampulla until she dilated her anal sphincters and expelled you through her anus.

You rate a "Type 2" on the Bristol Stool Chart.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #176 on: June 12, 2009, 10:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2009, 09:49:17 AM
You rate a "Type 2" on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Intrepid Reader: Fork

<Something about Bristol Palin and anal sex>
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #177 on: June 12, 2009, 11:59:21 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on June 12, 2009, 10:19:16 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2009, 09:49:17 AM
You rate a "Type 2" on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Intrepid Reader: Fork

<Something about Bristol Palin and anal sex>

Booooooo..

Are you looking for "That's what A-Rod said"
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #178 on: June 12, 2009, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on June 12, 2009, 11:59:21 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 12, 2009, 10:19:16 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2009, 09:49:17 AM
You rate a "Type 2" on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Intrepid Reader: Fork

<Something about Bristol Palin and anal sex>

Booooooo..

Are you looking for "That's what A-Rod said"

All I know is: it would be extremely naive to believe ChuckD's convenient excuse that his anal sex joke was referring to 18-year-old Bristol and not 14-year-old Willow.

And that it would be wise to keep your 14-year-old daughters away from ChuckD. He totally wants to rape them. In the butt.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #179 on: June 12, 2009, 03:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2009, 12:32:52 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on June 12, 2009, 11:59:21 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 12, 2009, 10:19:16 AM
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2009, 09:49:17 AM
You rate a "Type 2" on the Bristol Stool Chart.

Intrepid Reader: Fork

<Something about Bristol Palin and anal sex>

Booooooo..

Are you looking for "That's what A-Rod said"

All I know is: it would be extremely naive to believe ChuckD's convenient excuse that his anal sex joke was referring to 18-year-old Bristol and not 14-year-old Willow.

And that it would be wise to keep your 14-year-old daughters away from ChuckD. He totally wants to rape them. In the butt.

That's why he cruises Mormon churches.
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