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Saul Goodman

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #300 on: June 26, 2009, 08:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 26, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-27-cubs-milton-bradley-side-jun27,0,40471.story

QuoteBefore throwing his helmet and the sports drink cooler, before getting into a heated exchange with manager Lou Piniella and before being sent home in the sixth inning, Milton Bradley spoke candidly of his feeling of isolation in the Cubs clubhouse.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #301 on: June 26, 2009, 09:02:44 PM »
This is all PenFoe's fault.  He's put way too much pressure on Milton.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #302 on: June 26, 2009, 10:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 26, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-27-cubs-milton-bradley-side-jun27,0,40471.story

QuoteBefore throwing his helmet and the sports drink cooler, before getting into a heated exchange with manager Lou Piniella and before being sent home in the sixth inning, Milton Bradley spoke candidly of his feeling of isolation in the Cubs clubhouse.

Boo.  Fucking.  Hoo.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #303 on: June 26, 2009, 10:40:13 PM »
Apparently DLee and Soriano are among the racists who haven't built a bond with Bradley.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #304 on: June 26, 2009, 11:02:29 PM »
I have no doubt Derosa and Milt would be fast friends, had Hendry not wronged us.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #305 on: June 27, 2009, 01:02:29 PM »
Quote from: BH on June 26, 2009, 11:02:29 PM
I have no doubt Derosa and Milt would be fast friends, had Hendry not wronged us.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #306 on: June 27, 2009, 04:06:47 PM »
More drama than a soap opera starring Jim Edmonds set at a kennel:

Quote"My head's fine," Bradley said. "I never had a problem mentally. Sometimes I react bad about things but I"m(*) an extremely intelligent individual. I don't see why my head wouldn't be clear."

QuoteBradley was surprised Piniella followed him into the clubhouse.

"He told me to get out of here, so I left," Bradley said. "Then he continued to yell at me some more."

Quote"This has been going on for awhile," Piniella said of Bradley's tantrums. "I've talked to the other people, too. The first thing is you don't want people getting hurt. I've talked to a couple other people here rather strongly about it. Yesterday, I was right in doing what I did. I probably should've just stay in the dugout. I heard him mumbling some things and I followed him up. I'm sorry it happened and I wish it hadn't. That's all I can say."

from Muskrat, and the ironic typo (*) is hers.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #307 on: July 26, 2009, 03:01:49 PM »
Suck it, Stoney.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #308 on: July 27, 2009, 11:22:17 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 26, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
This is all PenFoe's fault.  He's put way too much pressure on Milton.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #309 on: July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM »
I still like Milton Bradley.
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #310 on: July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM »
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #311 on: July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #312 on: July 27, 2009, 07:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #313 on: July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #314 on: July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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