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Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #330 on: November 07, 2012, 01:52:41 PM »
Here are your most accurate pollsters from this cycle:

Quote1. PPP (D)
1. Daily Kos/SEIU/PPP
3. YouGov
4. Ipsos/Reuters
5. Purple Strategies
6. NBC/WSJ
6. CBS/NYT
6. YouGov/Economist
9. UPI/CVOTER
10. IBD/TIPP
11. Angus-Reid
12. ABC/WP
13. Pew Research
13. Hartford Courant/UConn
15. CNN/ORC
15. Monmouth/SurveyUSA
15. Politico/GWU/Battleground
15. FOX News
15. Washington Times/JZ Analytics
15. Newsmax/JZ Analytics
15. American Research Group
15. Gravis Marketing
23. Democracy Corps (D)
24. Rasmussen
24. Gallup
26. NPR
27. National Journal
28. AP/GfK

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/11/07/the_most_accurate_polls.html
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #331 on: November 07, 2012, 01:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 01:52:41 PM
Here are your most accurate pollsters from this cycle:

Quote1. PPP (D)
1. Daily Kos/SEIU/PPP
3. YouGov
4. Ipsos/Reuters
5. Purple Strategies
6. NBC/WSJ
6. CBS/NYT
6. YouGov/Economist
9. UPI/CVOTER
10. IBD/TIPP
11. Angus-Reid
12. ABC/WP
13. Pew Research
13. Hartford Courant/UConn
15. CNN/ORC
15. Monmouth/SurveyUSA
15. Politico/GWU/Battleground
15. FOX News
15. Washington Times/JZ Analytics
15. Newsmax/JZ Analytics
15. American Research Group
15. Gravis Marketing
23. Democracy Corps (D)
24. Rasmussen
24. Gallup
26. NPR
27. National Journal
28. AP/GfK

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/11/07/the_most_accurate_polls.html

Forgot one.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #332 on: November 07, 2012, 02:00:12 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 07, 2012, 01:55:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 07, 2012, 01:52:41 PM
Here are your most accurate pollsters from this cycle:

Quote1. PPP (D)
1. Daily Kos/SEIU/PPP
3. YouGov
4. Ipsos/Reuters
5. Purple Strategies
6. NBC/WSJ
6. CBS/NYT
6. YouGov/Economist
9. UPI/CVOTER
10. IBD/TIPP
11. Angus-Reid
12. ABC/WP
13. Pew Research
13. Hartford Courant/UConn
15. CNN/ORC
15. Monmouth/SurveyUSA
15. Politico/GWU/Battleground
15. FOX News
15. Washington Times/JZ Analytics
15. Newsmax/JZ Analytics
15. American Research Group
15. Gravis Marketing
23. Democracy Corps (D)
24. Rasmussen
24. Gallup
26. NPR
27. National Journal
28. AP/GfK

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/11/07/the_most_accurate_polls.html

Forgot one.

What an eye sore.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #333 on: November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM »

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #334 on: November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #335 on: November 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.

We're through the looking glass, people.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #336 on: November 15, 2012, 04:30:02 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Reading through those comments is like going back ten years in the online baseball community.  It's fucking horrible and makes me want to lie down in front of a train.

Quote from: Judy"It's the traditionalists who are using statistics in a way that misses the forest for the trees."

See Nate....there you go again! Baseball is tradition. Baseball is not a game of numbers, much like football is.

Baseball is what is passed from grandfather to father to son....and on.
Baseball has never been a game of stats. Baseball has always been a game of heart and passion.
In short, Stats are meaningless in matters of the heart.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #337 on: November 15, 2012, 09:32:32 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on November 15, 2012, 04:30:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Reading through those comments is like going back ten years in the online baseball community.  It's fucking horrible and makes me want to lie down in front of a train.

Quote from: Judy"It's the traditionalists who are using statistics in a way that misses the forest for the trees."

See Nate....there you go again! Baseball is tradition. Baseball is not a game of numbers, much like football is.

Baseball is what is passed from grandfather to father to son....and on.
Baseball has never been a game of stats. Baseball has always been a game of heart and passion.
In short, Stats are meaningless in matters of the heart.


Base Ball by Nicholas Sparks

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #338 on: November 15, 2012, 10:06:32 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 15, 2012, 09:32:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 15, 2012, 04:30:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Reading through those comments is like going back ten years in the online baseball community.  It's fucking horrible and makes me want to lie down in front of a train.

Quote from: Judy"It's the traditionalists who are using statistics in a way that misses the forest for the trees."

See Nate....there you go again! Baseball is tradition. Baseball is not a game of numbers, much like football is.

Baseball is what is passed from grandfather to father to son....and on.
Baseball has never been a game of stats. Baseball has always been a game of heart and passion.
In short, Stats are meaningless in matters of the heart.


Base Ball by Nicholas Sparks

Nicholas Sparks must be Tony Campana's agent.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #339 on: November 15, 2012, 11:41:16 AM »
Quote from: Fork on November 15, 2012, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 15, 2012, 09:32:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 15, 2012, 04:30:02 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 14, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 14, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Sticking to what he knows.

From the comments:

Quote from: MarkNate:

I love you, but stick to elections. While baseball is certainly built on a foundation of stats, not all stats are created equal. As you know, Cabrera did something not done in 45 years. He also carried his team to the playoffs in the process, something that no stat quite captures. If you want to make an argument that Trout was the better statistical player, fine. That does not necessarily equate to the MVP, however.

Heh.

We're through the looking glass, people.

Reading through those comments is like going back ten years in the online baseball community.  It's fucking horrible and makes me want to lie down in front of a train.

Quote from: Judy"It's the traditionalists who are using statistics in a way that misses the forest for the trees."

See Nate....there you go again! Baseball is tradition. Baseball is not a game of numbers, much like football is.

Baseball is what is passed from grandfather to father to son....and on.
Baseball has never been a game of stats. Baseball has always been a game of heart and passion.
In short, Stats are meaningless in matters of the heart.


Base Ball by Nicholas Sparks

Nicholas Sparks must be Tony Campana's agent.

Must he?

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #340 on: November 21, 2012, 12:36:23 PM »
Joe Scarstink:

QuotePolitics is a messy sport. And just as ball players who drink beer and eat fried chicken in dugouts across America can screw up the smartest sabermatrician's forecast, Nate Silver's formula is sure to let his fervent admirers down from time to time. But judging from what I saw of him this morning, Nate is a grounded guy who admits as much in his book. I was too tough on him and there's a 84.398264% chance I will be less dismissive of his good work in the future.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.


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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #343 on: January 29, 2013, 10:23:08 AM »
NERD ALERT! He's such a dork he won't reveal his identity because his dorky face is probably full of glasses and acne.

http://www.bleachernation.com/2013/01/29/the-cubs-front-office-brain-trust-grows-by-one-tom-tango/

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #344 on: January 31, 2013, 11:04:08 AM »
Quote from: R-V on January 29, 2013, 10:23:08 AM
NERD ALERT! He's such a dork he won't reveal his identity because his dorky face is probably full of glasses and acne.

http://www.bleachernation.com/2013/01/29/the-cubs-front-office-brain-trust-grows-by-one-tom-tango/

He's a dorky JOB CREATOR.
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