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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #375 on: April 16, 2016, 04:07:06 PM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on April 16, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
Fucking crushed that last one. Soler's looking really good the last few days.

Could be a good way to honor Kyle's memory all season long.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #376 on: April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM »
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #377 on: April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #378 on: April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #379 on: April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #380 on: April 18, 2016, 10:25:45 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.

Of all of the memes I've had foisted on me, "said Jorge Soler has to be Vladimir Guerrero" is not one I'm going to bother getting butthurt about. Mostly because I'm young and dumb enough to think Jorge could still do that. As long as he lays off the sliders down and away the sky is the limit for George.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #381 on: April 18, 2016, 11:09:39 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:25:45 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.

Of all of the memes I've had foisted on me, "said Jorge Soler has to be Vladimir Guerrero" is not one I'm going to bother getting butthurt about. Mostly because I'm young and dumb enough to think Jorge could still do that. As long as he lays off the sliders down and away the sky is the limit for George.

I'd like to see some data on how he's doing with that. His at bats seem greatly improved since the first couple of games. I hope I'm right. Fung with sample sizes and shit but he's only got one K in his last 20 PAs. I like stuff.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #382 on: April 18, 2016, 11:18:22 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 18, 2016, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:25:45 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.

Of all of the memes I've had foisted on me, "said Jorge Soler has to be Vladimir Guerrero" is not one I'm going to bother getting butthurt about. Mostly because I'm young and dumb enough to think Jorge could still do that. As long as he lays off the sliders down and away the sky is the limit for George.

I'd like to see some data on how he's doing with that. His at bats seem greatly improved since the first couple of games. I hope I'm right. Fung with sample sizes and shit but he's only got one K in his last 20 PAs. I like stuff.

Seems to me that he's still prone to hack away at that shit early in the at-bat, but manages to battle back, Kris Bryant-style.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #383 on: April 18, 2016, 11:19:11 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 18, 2016, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:25:45 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.

Of all of the memes I've had foisted on me, "said Jorge Soler has to be Vladimir Guerrero" is not one I'm going to bother getting butthurt about. Mostly because I'm young and dumb enough to think Jorge could still do that. As long as he lays off the sliders down and away the sky is the limit for George.

I'd like to see some data on how he's doing with that. His at bats seem greatly improved since the first couple of games. I hope I'm right. Fung with sample sizes and shit but he's only got one K in his last 20 PAs. I like stuff.

Well in his last six games he's struck out once, with four walks, and a 1.071 OPS. His BABIP is only .308 in that time, which is actually kind of low for him so based on this 100% authoritative 20 PA sample size I declare that Jorge is now the unstoppable monster we have always dreamed he'd become.

Per fangraphs he's actually chasing more pitches outside the zone this year than last year, but he's making more contact overall, so in true Vlad Guerrero fashion it seems he's not necessarily being more discerning so much as he is just getting better at hitting whatever he swings at.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #384 on: April 18, 2016, 01:31:42 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 18, 2016, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:25:45 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 10:23:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 18, 2016, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:48:25 AM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 18, 2016, 09:15:49 AM
This week would be a good time for him to further solidify his status as a Cardinal Killer (.986 regular season OPS to go along with his 2.341 postseason)

Anything less than Vlad Guerrero will just disappoint SKO.

Vlad's career OPS against STL was .865, so as long as Jorge keeps it up we'll be good here.

Your misdirection play of not taking my butthurt bait has me all discombobulated.

Of all of the memes I've had foisted on me, "said Jorge Soler has to be Vladimir Guerrero" is not one I'm going to bother getting butthurt about. Mostly because I'm young and dumb enough to think Jorge could still do that. As long as he lays off the sliders down and away the sky is the limit for George.

I'd like to see some data on how he's doing with that. His at bats seem greatly improved since the first couple of games. I hope I'm right. Fung with sample sizes and shit but he's only got one K in his last 20 PAs. I like stuff.

Cutting down that K rate would be the single biggest thing he could do to fulfill some of those star-level projections (assuming he can make a similar quality of contact). 25% is probably the area where he's a consistently useful player. Down around 20% would be bonertime.

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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #385 on: April 18, 2016, 08:47:12 PM »
That grounder Soler hit in the 7th was off the bat at 115 mph. If he could consistently get some air under that...look out for errant boners.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #386 on: April 18, 2016, 09:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2016, 08:47:12 PM
That grounder Soler hit in the 7th was off the bat at 115 mph. If he could consistently get some air under that...look out for errant boners.

Also his line out to CF was hit on the screws.  It reached The CF in like a second and a half.

Few things are more enjoyable than Soler's Frozen Ropes, my goodness.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #387 on: April 19, 2016, 07:21:08 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:28:00 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2016, 08:47:12 PM
That grounder Soler hit in the 7th was off the bat at 115 mph. If he could consistently get some air under that...look out for errant boners.

Also his line out to CF was hit in the screws.  It reached The CF in like a second and a half.

Few things are more enjoyable than Soler's Frozen Ropes, my goodness.

Yeah in my book the man hit an RBI double. If you hit the ball 115 mph you absolutely deserve to end up with 2 bags after the shortstop shits himself.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #388 on: April 19, 2016, 08:22:55 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:28:00 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2016, 08:47:12 PM
That grounder Soler hit in the 7th was off the bat at 115 mph. If he could consistently get some air under that...look out for errant boners.

Also his line out to CF was hit in the screws.  It reached The CF in like a second and a half.

Few things are more enjoyable than Soler's Frozen Ropes, my goodness.

Yeah in my book the man hit an RBI double. If you hit the ball 115 mph you absolutely deserve to end up with 2 bags after the shortstop shits himself.

I was laughing at how much that ground ball ate Diaz alive. Jorge barreling up on a ball makes me all tingly in my man parts.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #389 on: April 19, 2016, 08:24:06 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 19, 2016, 08:22:55 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:21:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 18, 2016, 09:28:00 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2016, 08:47:12 PM
That grounder Soler hit in the 7th was off the bat at 115 mph. If he could consistently get some air under that...look out for errant boners.

Also his line out to CF was hit in the screws.  It reached The CF in like a second and a half.

Few things are more enjoyable than Soler's Frozen Ropes, my goodness.

Yeah in my book the man hit an RBI double. If you hit the ball 115 mph you absolutely deserve to end up with 2 bags after the shortstop shits himself.

I was laughing at how much that ground ball ate Diaz alive. Jorge barreling up on a ball makes me all tingly in my man parts.

I laughed at the errant throw but I don't blame the dude at all for fucking that up. If something was hit at me 115 mph there's no way in hell I'd try and square that shit up. I'd have let that thing roll to the fucking wall.
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