Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[Tonker]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

[InternetApex]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I could also go for a TJ Brown-led discussion on how the Cubs can make up the 10.5-game gap between them and the Selig Card.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

[Slaky]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well, he did have to talk to John Cusack's other sister once...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well I do have a bet with the same trolling jackass who likes to blow up my Facebook timeline.  He even gave me 5 games.

But aside from that, I quite enjoy that they're struggling to keep up with the Cubs--who aren't even trying to win right now.  Yes, I'll admit that their failure still interests and delights me.

[PenFoe]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well I do have a bet with the same trolling jackass who likes to blow up my Facebook timeline.  He even gave me 5 games.

But aside from that, I quite enjoy that they're struggling to keep up with the Cubs--who aren't even trying to win right now.  Yes, I'll admit that their failure still interests and delights me.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well I do have a bet with the same trolling jackass who likes to blow up my Facebook timeline.  He even gave me 5 games.

But aside from that, I quite enjoy that they're struggling to keep up with the Cubs--who aren't even trying to win right now.  Yes, I'll admit that their failure still interests and delights me.

Says the guy who's de-friended twice as many desipiots as I have.

[PenFoe]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well I do have a bet with the same trolling jackass who likes to blow up my Facebook timeline.  He even gave me 5 games.

But aside from that, I quite enjoy that they're struggling to keep up with the Cubs--who aren't even trying to win right now.  Yes, I'll admit that their failure still interests and delights me.

Says the guy who's de-friended twice as many desipiots as I have.

To be fair, I think it's actually three times.

But I wasn't some attention whore who made a big deal about it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

I know it's counter-productive but I want the Cubs to finish ahead of the Reds. I would like some obvious statistical ammunition to aim at the Buttpuddle mouthbreathers regarding the direction of both franchises. If you were privy to some of the things those people say to me, you might see my reasoning.

I feel the same way about the White Sox.  Currently, the Cubs are only 1  game back.

I couldn't care less about the White Sox anymore. You must work with and/or provoke some interesting Sox fans during the day.

Well I do have a bet with the same trolling jackass who likes to blow up my Facebook timeline.  He even gave me 5 games.

But aside from that, I quite enjoy that they're struggling to keep up with the Cubs--who aren't even trying to win right now.  Yes, I'll admit that their failure still interests and delights me.

Says the guy who's de-friended twice as many desipiots as I have.

To be fair, I think it's actually three times.

But I wasn't some attention whore who made a big deal about it.

I'll thank you for leaving Thrill out of this.

[Tonker]

There are some huge, race-changing slices of luck going on at the moment:

NYY:   RS 499 RA 536;   W-L 66-61;   XW-L 59-68   (+7)
TB:     RS 511 RA 488;   W-L 63-66;   XW-L 67-62   (-4)

LAA:   RS 596 RA 502;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 74-54   (+2)
OAK:   RS 615 RA 450;   W-L 76-52;   XW-L 82-46   (-6)
SEA:   RS 511 RA 407;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 77-51   (-7)

STL:   RS 489 RA 491;   W-L 70-58;   XW-L 64-64   (+6)
PIT:   RS 550 RA 542;   W-L 67-62;   XW-L 65-64   (-2)
CIN:   RS 490 RA 486;   W-L 62-68;   XW-L 65-65   (-3)

... all of which leads me to conclude that fuck New York, fuck Anaheim, and most of all Fuck St. Louis.

Amazingly, rather than regressing, the situation has worsened (or improved, depending on your point of view) in the AL West.  Oakland should, by rights, be at 94-61 and a game and a half up on Anaheim, and they're actually at ten and a half games down - a staggering twelve game (in case you couldn't do the sums) swing.

Also, the Tards have moved from six games ahead of where they should be, to eight games up.  Jesus Christ.  How the fuck - other than a pact with Satan - do you end up at a number of games over .500 (18) that is higher than your run differential for the season (12)?  Fuck those cunts: I hope they get their arses felt in the NLDS.

[SKO]

can any of you bastards who have a B-R subscription or whatever confirm whether anyone has ever posted a lower WHIP for a season (minimum 200 IP) than Pedro's 0.737 in 2000?

Also, Jesus Christ, Pedro Martinez posted a ZERO POINT SEVEN THREE SEVEN WHIP in the middle of the goddamn steroid era. What a monster.

[Eli]

can any of you bastards who have a B-R subscription or whatever confirm whether anyone has ever posted a lower WHIP for a season (minimum 200 IP) than Pedro's 0.737 in 2000?

Also, Jesus Christ, Pedro Martinez posted a ZERO POINT SEVEN THREE SEVEN WHIP in the middle of the goddamn steroid era. What a monster.

Nope.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/whip_season.shtml

[InternetApex]

can any of you bastards who have a B-R subscription or whatever confirm whether anyone has ever posted a lower WHIP for a season (minimum 200 IP) than Pedro's 0.737 in 2000?

Also, Jesus Christ, Pedro Martinez posted a ZERO POINT SEVEN THREE SEVEN WHIP in the middle of the goddamn steroid era. What a monster.

In a hitters' ballpark no less.

[Quality Start Machine]

can any of you bastards who have a B-R subscription or whatever confirm whether anyone has ever posted a lower WHIP for a season (minimum 200 IP) than Pedro's 0.737 in 2000?

Also, Jesus Christ, Pedro Martinez posted a ZERO POINT SEVEN THREE SEVEN WHIP in the middle of the goddamn steroid era. What a monster.

Nope.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/whip_season.shtml

That list can also just remind people what a fucking great pitcher Dave McNally was. And he was Balto's #3 behind Palmer and Cuellar.