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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2009, 07:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 20, 2009, 10:21:27 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I certainly don't miss Marquis, but I thought it was really dumb of the fans to boo him and Glendon Rusch last week.

I wouldn't boo Glendon. Marquis was a Cardinal and I hated him. He signed a stupid contract and i hated it. He started pitching and he wasn't very good. Not good enough to crack the post-season roster in either year. Or did he in '07? Fuck if I care, he didn't see game action. So fuck him. I don't think it's stupid to boo him. I don't think I could've stopped myself. It's an involuntary reflex. Like a hiccup. I'd have to hold my breath to make it stop.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2009, 11:15:15 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 23, 2009, 03:37:15 PM
Dear Jim:

Never sign shitty ex-Cardinals unless they promise to stay on the juice booze.

Sincerely,

Cub Fans Everywhere

Fixed.

Oh, I will win the Alex Gonzalez hating contest.  I booed that asshat every AB in April '04 in Pittsburgh after he was 2-2 with a couple of doubles and 5 RBI or something.  Today, I remarked that there's not a couch in this world that is shitty enough to tie him to and then torch the couch, when we were discussing the different Alex Gonzalez's that have been in baseball.

Wherever he is, and whatever he's doing, I hope it's miserable enough to make a prison stay in North Korea sound like a vacation.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2009, 09:17:00 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 23, 2009, 11:15:15 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 23, 2009, 03:37:15 PM
Dear Jim:

Never sign shitty ex-Cardinals unless they promise to stay on the juice booze.

Sincerely,

Cub Fans Everywhere

Fixed.

Oh, I will win the Alex Gonzalez hating contest.  I booed that asshat every AB in April '04 in Pittsburgh after he was 2-2 with a couple of doubles and 5 RBI or something.  Today, I remarked that there's not a couch in this world that is shitty enough to tie him to and then torch the couch, when we were discussing the different Alex Gonzalez's that have been in baseball.

Wherever he is, and whatever he's doing, I hope it's miserable enough to make a prison stay in North Korea sound like a vacation.

I saw that fuckstain on TV the other night. I think he's on the MLB Network. Harold Reynolds needs to ask him if he's learned how to pick up a fucking double-play ground ball yet. Fucking douchebag.

Not that I'm still bitter or anything...
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2009, 12:53:32 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 23, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 20, 2009, 10:21:27 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I certainly don't miss Marquis, but I thought it was really dumb of the fans to boo him and Glendon Rusch last week.

I wouldn't boo Glendon. Marquis was a Cardinal and I hated him. He signed a stupid contract and i hated it. He started pitching and he wasn't very good. Not good enough to crack the post-season roster in either year. Or did he in '07? Fuck if I care, he didn't see game action. So fuck him. I don't think it's stupid to boo him. I don't think I could've stopped myself. It's an involuntary reflex. Like a hiccup. I'd have to hold my breath to make it stop.

Fair enough.  At least you have reasons for it.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2009, 02:03:43 PM »
Aaron Miles is a sack of shit.

Is there any way we can get Z to punch the crap out of him.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2009, 03:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 01, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
Aaron Miles is a sack of shit.

Is there any way we can get Z to punch the crap out of pinch hit for him.

Even better'd
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »
DPD for "off-the-DL this guy still sucks" BUMP.

Adios, Jake Fox.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2009, 08:52:08 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
DPD for "off-the-DL this guy still sucks" BUMP.

Adios, Jake Fox.

Aaron Miles is English for "Neifi Perez"
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2009, 09:41:06 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 08:52:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
DPD for "off-the-DL this guy still sucks" BUMP.

Adios, Jake Fox.

Aaron Miles is English for "Neifi Perez"

Aaron Miles makes me pine for Neifi.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2009, 12:47:45 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 10, 2009, 09:41:06 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 10, 2009, 08:52:08 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 10, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
DPD for "off-the-DL this guy still sucks" BUMP.

Adios, Jake Fox.

Aaron Miles is English for "Neifi Perez"

Aaron Miles makes me pine for Neifi.

Hell, Miles sucks so bad he makes me pine for Jose Macias. Or Delino DeShields.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2009, 07:19:08 AM »
Half this team makes me pine for Neifi.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 03:56:46 PM »
Antisplooge.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2009, 08:41:46 AM »

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2009, 10:28:33 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2009, 08:41:46 AM

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2009, 11:12:44 AM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on June 22, 2009, 10:28:33 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2009, 08:41:46 AM

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.
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