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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #330 on: January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM »
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #331 on: January 11, 2013, 12:01:49 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus?

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

Jerry Brown predicting California will have a surplus next year is like a bunch of people predicting last week that Notre Dame would beat Alabama. As for "raising" revenue, this doesn't seem to reflect that assertion.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #333 on: January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus?

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #334 on: January 11, 2013, 01:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus?

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.

Problem is, those making the purchasing decisions aren't picking up the check.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #335 on: January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape."

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #336 on: January 11, 2013, 06:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape."

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.

I wonder if Dr. Gingrey has ever engaged in any kind of heterosexual activity?  I think if you do it well there is a whole lot of adrenaline generated by both participants. 
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #337 on: January 11, 2013, 06:21:14 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 11, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 11, 2013, 01:20:41 PM
It's not even an election season and these people can't stop talking about "legitimate rape."

Jesus, hand in your stethoscope, man:

Quote"I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true," Gingrey said, according to the Marietta Daily Journal. "We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he?"

To the extent that an adrenaline blast is going to have any effect here, it would likely be in the opposite direction, as in cyclic rats.

I wonder if Dr. Gingrey has ever engaged in any kind of heterosexual activity?  I think if you do it well there is a whole lot of adrenaline generated by both participants. 

If by "well" you mean something involving a club, dragging by the hair, and sudden vasoconstriction, then sure.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #338 on: January 11, 2013, 07:22:00 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 11, 2013, 01:58:10 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 11, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 11, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 10, 2013, 06:56:48 PM
Well, that was fast.  Now what do they do with the surplus?

That's what happens when you raise revenue.  You get out of debt.

You mean when you raise prices on a good that people don't stop consuming you make more money?  Gawsh!  How capitalistic.

You know, maybe if taxes got too high, people might actually stop liking everything the government does for them. Seems to me that taxes are the price of government. Seems to me that if you increase the price of a good, demand would go down.

Problem is, those making the purchasing decisions aren't picking up the check.

Correct. We're letting our children pay for our largess.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #339 on: January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM »
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #340 on: January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #342 on: January 14, 2013, 10:48:07 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
House Republicans evidently just want to watch the world burn.

QuoteGOP officials said more than half of their members are prepared to allow default unless Obama agrees to dramatic cuts he has repeatedly said he opposes. Many more members, including some party leaders, are prepared to shut down the government to make their point. House Speaker John Boehner "may need a shutdown just to get it out of their system," said a top GOP leadership adviser. "We might need to do that for member-management purposes — so they have an endgame and can show their constituents they're fighting."

Like a little kid who's had too much sugar?
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #343 on: January 14, 2013, 10:58:19 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 14, 2013, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 14, 2013, 10:14:52 AM
House Republicans evidently just want to watch the world burn.

QuoteGOP officials said more than half of their members are prepared to allow default unless Obama agrees to dramatic cuts he has repeatedly said he opposes. Many more members, including some party leaders, are prepared to shut down the government to make their point. House Speaker John Boehner "may need a shutdown just to get it out of their system," said a top GOP leadership adviser. "We might need to do that for member-management purposes — so they have an endgame and can show their constituents they're fighting."

Like a little kid who's had too much sugar?

I find it hard to believe that their constituents want a default or a government shutdown just to prove a point.  But, it worked out so well the last time, why not try again?

I'm firmly convinced now that the Republican Party exists solely to create dysfunction in government in order to prove that government doesn't work.

Maybe this is their master plan, other Barry...

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #344 on: January 14, 2013, 11:54:23 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"
From the photo on their website, it appears that they want to live in the Water Tower.  Why are they warning "Establishment Republicans" away?  They might as well say "Extinct species need not apply!"
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