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Top 10 BMI's of all time per the Lahman database. Take them for what they're worth.



Also of note, Johnny Evers was 5'9" 125 lbs for a BMI of 18.5 which is second lowest behind Candy Cummings (same height as Evers, but 5 pounds lighter) at 17.7.

Quote from: Eli on April 22, 2015, 02:22:37 PM

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 22, 2015, 02:14:25 PM

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

But not until next week.

He is the literal worst.

DPD: Top 15 Cubs.



You might notice HALL OF FAME CENTERFIELDER HACK WILSON is on that list. But seriously, Baez can't play CF, guys.

Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM
DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:42:03 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM
DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

If he played with the spreads that the 2007-2010 Cubs were apparently putting out, he could've been the first 40+ BMI in MLB history.

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 22, 2015, 02:14:25 PM

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2015, 03:21:42 PM

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 22, 2015, 02:14:25 PM

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

BAEZATEZOBEANZ

Quote from: Tonker on April 22, 2015, 03:25:44 PM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2015, 03:21:42 PM

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:15:55 PM

Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 22, 2015, 02:14:25 PM

Where the fuck is Chuck with his Javier Baez/Christina Hendricks comparison?

He's too busy trading Castro for a bag of magic beans.

I was all set to make that deal.

Then Baez ate the beans.

BAEZATEZOBEANZ

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

And Baez ate that too.

Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2015, 02:38:12 PM
Top 10 BMI's of all time per the Lahman database. Take them for what they're worth.



Also of note, Johnny Evers was 5'9" 125 lbs for a BMI of 18.5 which is second lowest behind Candy Cummings (same height as Evers, but 5 pounds lighter) at 17.7.

Mo Vaughn at his Mets weight of 275 would sneak into that list, the fat cunt.

I completely forgot that Carlos Silva pitched for the Cubs.

Quote from: InternetApex on April 22, 2015, 03:43:30 PM
I completely forgot that Carlos Silva pitched for the Cubs.

The Carlos Silva hate was the best part of the Milton Bradley thread

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:42:03 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM
DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

I also call bullshit that El Pulpo didn't make the list. He belly bumped an umpire for christ's sake.

Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2015, 03:51:59 PM

Quote from: Bort on April 22, 2015, 02:42:03 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM
DPD: Top 15 Cubs.

Come on. There's no way Jumbo Brown is a real person.

I also call bullshit that El Pulpo didn't make the list. He belly bumped an umpire for christ's sake.

6'5", around 260-265 when they asked him to lose weight in Florida, apparently, so he'd have been comfortably in the middle of the leaderboard.

Apropos of nothing else, any mention of Daryle Ward always reminds of Kerm's joke that he was a fat kangaroo that pulled Ronny Cedeno out of his pouch every time he got to first base and goddammit if that's not the best nickname any of us have ever given to a baseball player.

Quote from: SKO on April 22, 2015, 04:06:00 PM
Apropos of nothing else, any mention of Daryle Ward always reminds of Kerm's joke that he was a fat kangaroo that pulled Ronny Cedeno out of his pouch every time he got to first base and goddammit if that's not the best nickname any of us have ever given to a baseball player.

I honestly have a problem of forgetting that half the nicknames for Cubs players I use are only known on this fringe messageboard. So I use names like Snork, Fat Kangaroo, and Pancakes around Normals, to my chagrin.